Best Hairspray Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union's leader than he can disown his own id.”

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Author:Michelle Malkin

“I think people assume I only do light things because of the movies that are like 'Hairspray' and 'John Tucker Must Die.' But I think it's all just based on material that I really like and that speaks to me.”

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Author:Brittany Snow

“I never in a million years thought I would be starring in Hairspray, ever. Because if you think about my past, it's been 30 years of playing a macho leading man, so when I was offered it, I said: "Why? Why me? What have I done to deserve that you think I should do this?" After much convincing, over a year and two months, I was convinced they wanted to make a great movie.”

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Author:John Travolta

“The secret of my success is my hairspray.”

Secret Secret Of My Success Hairspray

Author:Richard Gere

“I absolutely loved my stint on Broadway in Hairspray.”

Broadway Hairspray

Author:Corey Reynolds

“I'm a pageant girl from Texas, so I like makeup and hairspray. And the smoky eye? I think I was born with it!”

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Author:Eva Longoria

“Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”

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Author:Noel Fielding

“At the premiere of Hairspray on Broadway, Harvey Fierstein's mom said to my mom, "Didn't we raise great sons?" and my mother just started sobbing, because I'm sure they'd both been through other nights when people didn't say that.”

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Author:John Waters

“With Hairspray, we had a great experience. I always think of the last time I saw Divine: He was in the last booth in the back of the Odeon. Now every time I go in there, I look at that table. It was a wonderful night.Hairspray had been out a week; it was a hit. If I had to pick a night that was going to be the last night.”

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Author:John Waters

“Hairspray is the only movie I made that's subversive, because they're doing it in every high school in America. A man's playing a woman, and two men sing a love song to each other.”

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Author:John Waters

“'Hairspray' was my first Broadway show. In the meantime, after the show was over, I would go down and do gigs at these clubs that I wasn't even old enough to get into. That continued on, and I think what ended up happening was that I just got these incredible opportunities on Broadway.”

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Author:Laura Bell Bundy

“The most dangerous lechers and creeps are not drunks wearing rags on the street, but respectable men wearing hairspray, pinstripes, and wedding rings who lurk in the halls of power.”

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Author:Michelle Malkin

“I actually had less time and the exact same budget on Hairspray, which was few years ago and this is a much bigger movie [then Rock of Ages]. That's the way studios do it now.”

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Author:Adam Shankman

“Probably the most cold-hearted thing I ever did. There was this spider in my shower - and I'm usually very kind to all of the creatures of the world - and you feel very vulnerable when you're naked, and I didn't really want to be near this spider he was kinda big and gnarly looking. The only thing that I could reach in the shower was this hairspray. So I hairspray-ed this spider to death, which was awful. I felt like such a jerk. It was really, really harsh.”

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Author:Patrick Stump

“My hair's actually really thin, but I just throw some hairspray into it and make sure it's been a couple days dirty, and then it goes the direction that you want it, literally!”

Want Hair Couple Dirty Hairspray

Author:Lights

“My band and I, we cover our bodies in hairspray and glitter. We use the hairspray to make sure the glitter sticks.”

Use Body Band Sticks Glitter Hairspray

Author:Kesha

“I have just one tube of lipstick, but it's as big as a can of hairspray.”

Lipstick Hairspray

Author:Dolly Parton

“'Hairspray' was a movie turned Broadway musical turned Hollywood remake, and that is the 'Lion King' circle of life as we know it in Times Square, the creative loop that swings for the stars and sometimes crashes into the upper deck.”

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Author:James Wolcott

“She stopped at the desk and held up a can for his view. "This looks like an ordinary hairspray can, right?" "Of course." he said though he had no idea what hairspray was.”

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“I live on hairspray. The bigger the hair, the closer to God.”

Hair Bigger Hairspray

Author:Miranda Lambert

“I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming!”

Feels Used Responsible Global Warming Hairspray

Author:Dusty Springfield

“Okay, I'll say I would go back in time and bring scientists with me and create a hairspray that would not cause global warming. But it would still give us '80s hair.”

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Author:Julianne Hough

“Amanda Bynes and I have become close since filming 'Hairspray.' It's so weird because I grew up watching her.”

Grew Grew Up Amanda Hairspray

Author:Zac Efron

“We shot 'High School Musical' in eight weeks. I spent longer rehearsing for 'Hairspray' than filming 'High School Musical'.”

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Author:Zac Efron

“I find it a great antidote lipstick and mirrors and hairspray.”

Mirrors Antidote Lipstick Hairspray

Author:Joanna Lumley

“Little Zac had it easy - but he didn't realize he had it easy, so he took it for granted. I think going through 'Hairspray' and other projects helped me learn about the business and life in general.”

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Author:Zac Efron