Best Steroid Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Once and for all, I did not use steroids or any other illegal substance.”

“I'm not saying Senator Mitchell's report is entirely wrong. I am saying Brian McNamee's statements about me are wrong. Let me be clear: I have never taken steroids or HGH.”

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Author:Jim Lehrer

“I told the truth about steroids and human growth hormone. I injected those drugs into the body of Roger Clemens at his direction. Unfortunately, Roger has denied this and has led a full-court attack on my credibility”

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Author:Jim Lehrer

“We're Norwegians. You know, the Vikings. My deadlift was 310 pounds. I mean, I was very, very strong - and I didn't take steroids. I did it all on my own.”

Knows Mean Strong My Own Pounds Very Strong Vikings Steroid Norwegians

Author:Eleanor Mondale

“I mean, it was a mummy movie. It was a good film independent of its source. It that looks like Lawrence of Arabia on steroids in a lot of ways.”

Way Looks Mean Film Source Independent Arabia Good Films Steroid Mummy Lawrence Of Arabia

Author:Brendan Fraser

“In some respects, inside information is a form of financial steroid. It is unfair: it is offensive; it is unlawful; and it puts a black mark on the entire enterprise.”

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Author:Preet Bharara

“Obviously the current approach on steroids both in professional sports and amateur sports is not working.”

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Author:Armand Hammer

“Steroids are] not healthy, ... There's a real health issue with steroid abuse. At any level, but particularly a young age level. There are many adverse health effects so I think it's a concern we have to take as a college-level group.”

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Author:Ben Miller

“That's the result of the black cloud on baseball, .. Until it's rid of steroids, people are naturally going to think that.”

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Author:Cal Ripken, Jr.

“When you're angry, you can't fight rationally. Your body chemistry is all messed up. Your energy goes to all the wrong places. You can't do anything well except get angrier. That's why I like fighting guys who are pumped up on steroids. Fighting is all about relaxing and releasing tension, so your body is flexible and fluid, able to bend and flex quickly, like water. I like fighting angry guys who are really tense. They can't think right, and they can't fight right.”

Thinking Wells Body Able Guy Fighting Energy Water Angry Your Body Tension Mma Chemistry Flexible Tense Fluid Messed Up Steroid Body Chemistry

Author:Frank Shamrock

“commenting on baseball players who test positive for steroids: It?s an announced test, so you not only failed the steroid test, you failed the IQ test.”

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Author:Bob Costas

“When you use the steroids, you use them for a long time. When you use the steroids for a long time, you have a problem. It’s a drug and it’s not good for the sport.”

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Author:Anderson Silva

“When the guys test for the steroids, they should have no more fights.”

Should Guy Fighting Should Have Tests Steroid

Author:Anderson Silva

“How you answer the question, whether individuals should be persuaded to live their whole lives in a state of chemical dependency, first upon contraceptive steroids and then on replacement therapy, depends upon your regard for the autonomy of the individual. If men would not live their lives this way, why should women?”

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Author:Germaine Greer

“Libya is a war of the womb. A product of the romantic minds of women who fantasize about an Arab awakening. It is estrogen-driven paternalism on steroids.”

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Author:Ilana Mercer

“Cocaine is totally different than steroids.”

Different Sports Cocaine Steroid

Author:Lawrence Taylor

“Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.'”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“I would think if someone connected to steroids made the Hall of Fame, that would enhance my chances of making the Hall of Fame.”

Ifs Thinking Made Chance Fame Connected Halls Hall Of Fame Steroid

Author:Pete Rose

“I played with 11 Hall of Famers and played against 52 Hall of Famers, and I don't know any of them linked to steroids.”

Knows Halls Linked Steroid

Author:Pete Rose

“Performance-enhancing drugs are an illusion. I wish I had never gotten involved with steroids. It was wrong. It was stupid.”

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Author:Mark McGwire

“The only reason I took steroids was for my health purposes. I did not take steroids to get any gain for any strength purposes.”

Reason Purpose Gains Steroid

Author:Mark McGwire

“In regards to steroids, I think we're all to blame, all of baseball. I never realized how far-reaching this problem has been.”

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Author:Joe Torre

“I think pro-athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create! Lets go! Anything that will make you run faster, jump higher! I have High-Definition TV! I want my athletes like my video games! Lets go! I could care less if you die at 40. You hate life after sports anyways. I'm doing you a favor.”

“In a nation committed to better living through chemistry - where Viagra-enabled men pursue silicone-contoured women - the national pastime has a problem of illicit chemical enhancement. Steroids threaten the health of the 5 percent to 7 percent of players proved, by a mild regime of scheduled tests, to be using them. Steroids also endanger emulative young people. Further, steroids subvert what baseball is selling - fair competition. And they strike at the pleasure of engagement with America's team sport with the longest history.”

Source: One Man's America: The Pleasures and Provocations of Our Singular Nation

“If you take steroids, you have to pay the price. They can kill you; there are no shortcuts. It's like going to bed with a rattlesnake, it's got to get you.”

Ifs Pay Bed Shortcuts Pay The Price Steroid Rattlesnakes

Author:Jack LaLanne

“Staying in shape does not come easily, especially as you get older and you don't have as much time or energy to exercise. I used to be naturally skinny in high school and college. I was in cheerleading, ran track, and did gymnastics, so I had a built-in five-hour workout every day. Lately, I've been doing Pilates on the Megaformer, which is like Pilates on steroids.”

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Author:Eva Longoria

“Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.”

Muscles Steroid

Author:Charlie Sheen

“Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They're out of the game for good.”

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Author:Charlie Sheen

“I'm not against ambition and reach, but if you can say it in four lines, why waste your time saying it in more? Challenge the world by all means, but it's bad for your poetry to take steroids.”

Ifs World Mean Challenges Lines Four Waste Ambition Steroid

Author:Michael Longley

“I heard once that I'm considering having liposuction. And the reason I find that so ridiculous is I've gone out of my way to train really hard the last eight months. I want to prove you don't need surgery, you don't need steroids and you don't even need to diet. I've lost over a stone and that's all been down to good old-fashioned exercise. Once your metabolism gets going you can enjoy your life.”

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Author:Peter Andre

“As the country continues to dissect the recent natural disaster, we might want to start considering what about the disaster wasn't actually 'natural' at all. ... Human activity, the burning of fossil fuels, is causing global warming. Global warming is causing the oceans to warm. Warm oceans are steroids for storms.”

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Author:Michael Moore

“I was 160lbs when I started and I went up to 195lbs. There were no steroids. But it was hard work, dedication, hitting the gym. You kind of see it.”

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Author:Marlon Wayans

“Social media puts reciprocity on steroids because now you can reach more people in more ways to do more things for them faster and at lower expense. Positive word about your reciprocity can spread faster than ever.”

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Author:Guy Kawasaki

“Well, when I think of steroids I think of an image. You have the advantage over someone, which is a form of cheating. I guess it wouldn't be right unless it was legal for everybody. Reason it's not legal for everybody is because it can hurt people seriously.”

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Author:Evander Holyfield

“If you ask [my brother Frank Shamrock], I smoke crack, I do steroids and I cut myself (to get out of the Kimbo Slice fight). I mean you name it, I've done it -- just ask him.”

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Author:Ken Shamrock

“I don't prefer to fill my body with antibiotics, pesticides, steroids, and growth hormones - my body is my temple, and I treat it as such.”

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Author:Suzanne Whang

“I hope baseball doesn't get to the point where everyone's saying, 'He takes it [steroids]. He takes it. He takes it!' because not all of us do. I've been big my whole life, and I'll always be big. That's all natural.”

Whole Bigs Natural Baseball Whole Life Steroid

Author:Adam Dunn

“I have never used steroids. Never.”

Used Steroid

Author:Todd Helton

“I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.”

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Author:Stephen Colbert

“I look like Julian Clary on steroids.”

Looks Steroid

Author:Jo Brand

“Here's what the kids get. They get free McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken for a year, and 52 six-packs of Pepsi. And I'm thinking, well, actually, it might be healthier if they were taking steroids.”

Ifs Thinking Years Wells Might Kids Six Chickens Packs Mcdonalds Kentucky Steroid Fried Chicken Pepsi Six Packs

Author:David Letterman

“For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids”

Country Reason School Courses Obvious Bees Spelling Steroid

Author:Craig Ferguson

“I'm a skinny, geeky, high school dropout - it works, kids! Sensitive guys always get the girl. You'll get laid 10 times as much as that guy on the football team 'cause he's on steroids and he's gonna get fat.”

Kids School Guy Girl Causes Team Football High School Fats Sensitive Skinny That Guy Football Team Steroid Getting Laid Dropouts School Dropout High School Dropout

Author:Dave Grohl

“What we, thanks to Jung, call "synchronicity" (coincidence on steroids), Buddhists have long known as "the interpenetration of realities." Whether it's a natural law of sorts or simply evidence of mathematical inevitability (an infinite number of monkeys locked up with an infinite number of typewriters eventually producing 'Hamlet,' not to mention 'Tarzan of the Apes'), it seems to be as real as it is eerie.”

“I was always known as that stocky, muscular, powerful, short, athlete. People always wondered if I was on steroids, and it was because I wasn't that long and lean, flexible, artistic gymnast. It didn't affect me too much but it got to the point where I tried to be that long and lean gymnast, and it just wasn't possible.”

People Ifs Long Powerful Known Too Much Athlete Artistic Flexible Steroid Gymnast

Author:Shawn Johnson

“I do not take steroids. I never have. It's sad to me that people want to point fingers. I don't do that. That's not me. I wouldn't feel like a human being.”

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Author:Jackie Joyner-Kersee

“This is sort of the Cuban Missile Crisis on steroids, what we are doing to Russia right now, and I don't think this is a good idea.”

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Author:Jill Stein

“And just everyone in the 40s, you got to realize, for his time period, take Justin Bieber and put it on steroids - there was no one like Frank Sinatra before that. And you didn't have the amount of outlets that you have today and the variety that you have today. So, the Great American Songbook united the nation unlike any other music, because there weren't so many different kinds of communications.”

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Author:Robert Davi

“Whether it's a steroid conversation, or a player who gets into trouble, whatever it may be. Because of that, it makes you wonder what you can do if you had a little more space. That's the fun of the show for me - I have an hour worth of space.”

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Author:Joe Buck

“We've seen a kind of Donald Trump supporter on steroids, like the hate-crime people. Those people, I don't want to see, like anyone violent or carrying a gun or anything like that. But I won't know if they disagree with me unless they decide to heckle.”

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Author:Jen Kirkman

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