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Famous Jay Mohr Quotes
“The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.”
“Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.”
“If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed.”
“You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.”
“Yogi Berra put it best, "If people don't want to come, we can't stop them."”
“People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.”
“People are more interested in someone who goes on stage and tells the truth.”
“First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.”
“My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that.”