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“You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with.”

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Jay Mohr, born on August 23, 1970, is an American actor known for his performances in television series and films. He is particularly recognized for his roles in 'The Newsroom' and the 'American Pie' film series. His acting career began with television commercials, which later led to significant roles in television and film. more

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