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“Long Island always seems to be the hardest place for some reason. There are always excuses. People will say, "Well, there's a lot to do in Long Island..." but you know what, if Jim Gaffigan was here, tickets would be gone a month ago, if Chelsea Handler was at the Barclays Center, gone.”

Quote by Jay Mohr

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Jay Mohr, born on August 23, 1970, is an American actor known for his performances in television series and films. He is particularly recognized for his roles in 'The Newsroom' and the 'American Pie' film series. His acting career began with television commercials, which later led to significant roles in television and film. more

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