Best Dodgeball Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom, and now you can learn to play like Mozart on horseback. If I can coach my ducks to become World Dodgeball Champions, I can make your musical equestrian dreams a reality.”

Music Absurd Ducks Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Mozart Dodgeball Zebra

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life.”

Ifs Persons Regret Tough Quitting Teamwork Dodgeball

Author:Lance Armstrong

“I'm not sure who invented dodgeball, but I can almost guarantee you that it wasn't the shortest kid in the class.”

I Can Kids Class Not Sure Guarantees Dodgeball

Author:John Bingham

“Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.”

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!”

My Own Blood Underdog Comedy Movie Dodgeball

Author:Ben Stiller

“I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.”

People Ifs Shows Remember Dies Missing Thirds Glasses Fats Grades Third Grade Dodgeball

Author:Jay Mohr

“I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals (Chapter 2)”

Play Chapters Cannibal Dodgeball

Author:Rick Riordan

“..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different”

Firsts Made Different Games Brain Balls Skulls Rubber Dodgeball

Book:The Sisters Grimm: The unusual suspects

Source: The Sisters Grimm: The unusual suspects

“Now, I figured that the built-up gas in most boys' locker rooms was enough to cause an explosion, so I wasn't surprised when the flaming dodgeball ignited a huge WHOOOOOOOM!”

Enough Causes Rooms Boys Huge Built Gas Explosions Lockers Locker Room Dodgeball

Book:The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.”

Thinking Faces Comedy Politician Dodgeball

Author:Ben Stiller

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”

Ifs Balls Patches Underdog Dodge Wrenches Sports Movie Dodgeball

Author:Rip Torn

“Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.”

My Own Drink Taste Patches Dodgeball

Author:Rip Torn

“I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya it feels phenomenal.”

Ifs Feels Might Found Goal Disappointed Phenomenal Dodgeball

Author:Vince Vaughn

“Anyone with an ailment or who wears glasses or anyone slightly different suddenly wears a bull's eye. I think that dodgeball derailed an entire generation of Americans. It's the true red menace.”

Thinking Different Eye Sports Generations Red Glasses Bulls Menace Ailments Dodgeball

Author:Arthur Jones

“You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit.”

Thinking Knows Reason Running Brain Support Five My Friends Cancer Quitting France Family And Friends Bike Lungs Marathon Dodgeball Testicular Cancer

Author:Lance Armstrong

“Forget about where you want to be and go out and build stuff. Dodgeball came from being bored at work... things happen because you make them happen. Stop sketching, and start building.”

Want Happens Stuff Forget Building Things Happen Bored Sketching Being Bored Dodgeball

Author:Dennis Crowley