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“Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it.”

“Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.”

“The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.”

“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.”

“There is a destiny which makes us brothers; none goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives of others comes back into our own.”

“One can be a brother only in something. Where there is no tie that binds men, men are not united but merely lined up.”

“Oh, brothers! I don't care for brothers. My elder brother won't die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else.”

“We came into the world like brother and brother, And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another.”

“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”

“There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother... Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too.”

“I don't believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.”

“Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply.”

“Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.”

“Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.”

“I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends.”

“The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder.”

“When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.”

“It takes two men to make one brother.”

“Blessed is the servant who loves his brother as much when he is sick and useless as when he is well and an be of service to him. And blessed is he who loves his brother as well when he is afar off as when he is by his side, and who would say nothing behind his back he might not, in love, say before his face.”

“Let's go hand in hand, not one before another.”

“When I look at each of my brothers, I see two things. First, I see the next place I want to leave a rosy welt. Second, I see a good man who will always be there, no matter how hard life gets for me or him. Then, I get out of the way because I realize he's coming at me with a wet dish towel.”

“Brothers don't necessarily have to say anything to each other - they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other.”