Best Funny Grandparent Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.”

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Book:You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

“Beautiful old people are works of art.”

“There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson.”

Source: The Works of Victor Hugo

“Leaders inspire us because they bring out the best in us.”

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Author:Umair Haque

“An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.”

Source: Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First

“My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.”

“On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.”

“Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.”

Source: Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First

“Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.”

Source: Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First

“I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.”

Source: Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First

“What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.”

“"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.”

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Book:Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First

Source: Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First

“I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.”

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Book:Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First

Source: Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First

“Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.”

Source: Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First

“Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.”

Source: Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First

“My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.”

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”

“The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.”

Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

“You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.”

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Author:Abraham Lincoln

“Elephants and grandchildren never forget.”

Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit

“A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.”

Source: Funny, You Don't Look Like a Grandmother

“Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.”

Source: Funny, You Don't Look Like a Grandmother

“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.”

“A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”

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Author:Erma Bombeck

“You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.”

Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein

“The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.”

Source: Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home

“What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.”

“To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.”

Source: Ponkapog papers, A sea turn, and other matters

“Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.”

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Author:Lord Chesterfield

“What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.”

“Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is worth them all.”

Source: Folly as It Flies

“It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.”

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Author:Mike Krzyzewski

“Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.”

Source: Blkberry Winter

“If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.”

“Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.”

“Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.”

“Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap.”

Source: Without Makeup, Liv Ullmann: A Photo-biography

“The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.”

“To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid.”

“I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids.”

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Author:Robert Breault

“Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.”

“To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word "boo."”

“Because (grandparents) are usually free to love and guide and befriend the young without having to take daily responsibility for them, they can often reach out past pride and fear of failure and close the space between generations.”

Source: Jimmy Carter

“I love this child. Red-haired - patient and gentle like her mother - fey and funny like her father. When she giggles I can hear him when he and I were young. I am part of this child. It may be only because we share genes and that therefore smell familiar to each other.... It may be that a part of me lives in her in some important way.... But for now, it's jelly beans and 'Old MacDonald' that unite us.”

“Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.”

“I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.”

Source: Bitter Sweet

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