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“Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other.”

“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”

“This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”

“Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.”

“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.”

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown”

“Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!”

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.”

“A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”

“There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.”

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”

“A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.”

“Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"”

“Tis the night - the night Of the grave's delight, And the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without The wild winds shout, But no, it is they - it is they.”

“Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.”

“Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.”

“Of calling shapes, and beck'ning shadows dire, And airy tongues that syllable men's names.”