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“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.”

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Mason Cooley was an enigmatic writer and critic whose works spanned a wide range of subjects, including philosophy, literature, and everyday life. Known for his concise, profound, and humorous style, he was greatly admired by readers. more

“Her pleasure in the walk must arise from the exercise and the day, from the view of the last smiles of the year upon the tawny leaves and withered hedges, and from repeating to herself some few of the thousand poetical descriptions extant of autumn-that season of peculiar and inexhaustible influence on the mind of taste and tenderness-that season which has drawn from every poet worthy of being read some attempt at description, or some lines of feeling.”

Source: Persuasion In Modern English

“When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?”

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Author:J. P. Donleavy

“Isn't beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than incite its fans to urinate in all innocence, to gain weight in all frankness?”

Doe Funny Fans Fine Drink Holy Gains Weight Manners Innocence Beer Hypocrisy Sincerity Frankness Charades

Author:Milan Kundera

“Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.”

Remember Drug Drinking Alcohol Beer Budweiser

Author:Irwin Corey

“To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!”

“The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops instead of the family gathering places that they ought to be.”

Children Ought Mere Beer Shops Nonsense Gathering Pubs Family Gathering Gathering Places

Book:The Collected Essays, Journalism, and Letters of George Orwell: As I please, 1943-1945

Source: The Collected Essays, Journalism, and Letters of George Orwell: As I please, 1943-1945

“I am very picky about my people and my beer.”

People Funny Beer Picky

Author:Shelby Lynne

“The troubles of our proud and angry dust are from eternity, and shall not fail. Bear them we can, and if we can we must. Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.”

Ifs Failing Trouble Sky Bears Proud Drink Eternity Angry Shoulders Dust Beer Lad Ale Brewing Beer

Author:A. E. Housman

“All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.”

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Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

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