Browse 35 quotes about Irish Beer.
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
“Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.”
“May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.”
“This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.”
“God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.”
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
“We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.”
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.”
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”
“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”