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“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”

Source: The Posthumous and Other Writings of Benjamin Franklin ...

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

“He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.”

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.”

Source: The Wit & Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln: A Treasury of Quotations, Anecdotes, and Observations

“Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.”

“Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”

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Author:Jack Nicholson

“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”

Source: Selected Poems of Anne Sexton

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

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Author:Sid Vicious

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

Source: Real Frank Zappa Book

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.”

“stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.”

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Author:Charles Bukowski

“Good people drink good beer.”

“Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe (Illustrated)

“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”

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Book:THE OCTOBER COUNTRY

Source: THE OCTOBER COUNTRY

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

Source: The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

“He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.”

“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”

“God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.”

Source: The Annotated Emerson

“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.”

“I drink to make other people interesting.”

Source: The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary

“For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.”

“Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.”

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”

Source: Real Frank Zappa Book

“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe (Illustrated)

“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.”

“We hear of the conversion of water into wine at the marriage in Cana as of a miracle. But this conversion is, through the goodness of God, made every day before our eyes. Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, and which incorporates itself with the grapes, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.”

Source: The Works of Benjamin Franklin: Containing Several Political and Historical Tracts Not Included in Any Former Edition, and Many Letters, Official and Private Not Hitherto Published; with Notes and a Life of the Author

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”

“There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.”

“It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.”

“Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.”

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Author:Hugh Hood

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

“It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.”

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Author:Oscar Wilde

“Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.”

Source: Writings

“When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!”

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Author:Matt Groening

“Homer no function beer well without.”

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Author:Matt Groening

“I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.”

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Author:Matt Groening

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”