“Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.”
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“Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.”
“I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!”
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson”
“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”
“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson”
“It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.”
“If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.”
“It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.”
“I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!”
“Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.”
“When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!”
“Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.”
“I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.”
“I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.”
“If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.”
“I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.”
“Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.”
“Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.”
“Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”