Best Gremlins Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Gravity? It’s not physics. It’s conditional. You believe in yourself, you stay upright. Start second-guessing, and you’re surprisingly buoyant while a gremlin critiques your life choices.”

Science Comedy Science Fiction Gravity Stand Up Gremlins

Book:Noetic Gravity

Source: Noetic Gravity

“There's probably some buried conservative inside of me, coming out like a little gremlin in my belly that I've suppressed. This is a sort of character I've done before: He's kind of dumb and he's kind of arrogant, and a little seedy. A little coke-y. He's gotten into the cocaine or he's had too much coffee. It's been pretty fun. Not all the songs are like that but it sort of creeps in there.”

Kind Littles Done Character Song Fun Too Much Conservative Coffee Dumb Buried Coming Out Arrogant Belly Creeps Cocaine Coke Gremlins

Author:Tim Heidecker

“Technical problems are like gremlins. They come and go.”

Problem Comes And Goes Gremlins

Author:Eric Fellner

“I've had people appear in my life that have helped me. I had more fun. I approached it thinking how would Jack Nicholson, "How would he do it?" So that's really what I did was I created this Gremlin character. So now people come up and they say 'Oh The Exorcist!'.. and I'm like "Did you see Repossessed?" They say either no or yes or whatever, and I say look at this, have a laugh, and then go back and look at a masterpiece.”

People Thinking Looks Character Fun Laughing Come Up Masterpiece Nicholson Exorcist Have A Laugh Gremlins

Author:Linda Blair

“Right now people think God is dark energy and dark matter, the spirit. Go ahead and think that, but the day we can tell you exactly what it is - that it's gremlins in the vacuum of space or whatever - then what's your recourse at that point?”

People Thinking Matter Spirit Energy Dark Space Right Now Vacuums Recourse Dark Matter Dark Energy Gremlins

Author:Neil deGrasse Tyson

“I like something about George W. Bush. A lot. After spending more than a decade having almost physiological-chemical reactions anytime I saw him, getting the heebie-jeebies whenever he spoke - after being sure from the start that he was a Gremlin on the wing of America - I really like the paintings of George W. Bush.”

America Saws Painting Wings Spending Decades Reactions Spokes Chemicals Like Something Physiological Chemical Reactions Gremlins

Author:Jerry Saltz

“Her head throbbed as though gremlins were ripping holes in her brain”

Brain Holes Gremlins

Book:Lora Leigh: The Breeds Novels 1-6

Source: Lora Leigh: The Breeds Novels 1-6

“Demon. Gremlin. Poltergeist. Ghost. Phantom. Spirit. Shadow. Ghoul. Devil. People are afraid of them, so they relegate their existence to stories, volumes of books that can be closed and put on the shelf or left behind at a bed and breakfast; they clench their eyes shut, so they will see no evil. But trust me when I tell you that the zebra is real. Somewhere, the zebra is dancing.”

Source: The Art of Racing in the Rain

“Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that—”

Men Brain Locals Video Experts Exclusive Gremlins

Book:John Dies at the End

Source: John Dies at the End

“Fun-run" indeed,what a misnomer. That'd be like saying "calm gremlin" or "pleasant hag." Or 'entertaining history textbook.”

Running Fun Calm Pleasant Entertaining Textbooks Gremlins History Textbooks

Author:Kiersten White

“Shame derives its power from being unspeakable.”

Shame Unspeakable Daring Greatly Gremlins

Book:Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead

Source: Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead

“Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.”

Light Wet Gowns Bright Lights Couture Gremlins

Author:Diablo Cody

“You have a wonderful child. Then, when he's thirteen, gremlins carry him away and leave in his place a stranger who gives you not a moment's peace. You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins will return your child and he will be wonderful again.”

Giving Years Children Two Moments Three Wonderful Return Our Children Stranger Your Children Three Years Thirteen Hang In There Wonderful Children Gremlins

Author:Jill Eikenberry

“I never hang my feet off the end of the bed -I'm afraid little gremlins will bite my toes! Really!”

Littles Ends Feet Bed Bites Toes Gremlins

Author:Nick Carter

“Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”

Believe Vampire Hilarious Make Believe Funny Simpsons Funniest Simpsons Great Simpsons Gremlins

Author:Matt Groening

“Shame: We all have it. It's that gremlin that says 'I'm not enough.' Or, if you're feeling pretty confident,...'ooh, who do you think you are?' Shame always has a seat.”

Ifs Thinking Enough Feelings Doubt Shame Seats Feeling Pretty Gremlins

Author:Brené Brown

“Shame derives its power from being unspeakable...If we speak shame, it begins to wither. Just the way exposure to light was deadly for the gremlins, language and story bring light to shame and destroy it.”

Ifs Way Stories Light Speak Language Empathy Shame Exposure Unspeakable Gremlins

Author:Brené Brown

“The dynamic is extremely similar to Gremlins and the hero is very similar, plus the small town atmosphere. It really is in a way the third Gremlins movie.”

Way Hero Thirds Towns Atmosphere Plus Small Town Gremlins

Author:Joe Dante

“I get stage fright and gremlins in my head saying: 'You're going to forget your lines'.”

Lines Forget Stage Forget You Fright Stage Fright Gremlins

Author:Alan Rickman

“I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all.”

Knows Broken Six Machines Variety Compass Hangover Cement Comets Sewing Boogie Gremlins

Book:Aunts Omnibus

Source: Aunts Omnibus