“Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.”
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“Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.”
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson”
“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”
“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson”
“It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.”
“If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.”
“It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.”
“I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!”
“Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.”
“When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!”
“Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.”
“I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.”
“Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.”
“Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”
“I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.”