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“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.”
“The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay.”
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'”
“No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.”
“It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”
“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
“It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
“I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.”
“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
“The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.”
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.”
“I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.”
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT”
“The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.”
“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
“The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
“I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.”
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.”
“If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.”
“If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”
“A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.”
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.”
“Entrepreneurs are willing to work 80 hours a week to avoid working 40 hours a week.”
“Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.”
“I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.”