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Quote by Lane Kirkland

“If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.”

Quote by Lane Kirkland

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Lane Kirkland was an individual who made contributions in the unknown field. Born on March 12, 1922, and passing away on August 14, 1999, his life and achievements are not well-documented. more

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