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Quote by Milton Berle

“It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!”

Quote by Milton Berle

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Milton Berle was an American comedian known for his unique humor style and his television show 'The Milton Berle Show'. His career spanned half a century and had a profound impact on television comedy. more

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