Best Drinking Beer Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Author:Hiroko Sakai

“The technology companies don't understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley's view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of guys in their young thirties sitting on a couch, drinking beer, and thinking up jokes.”

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Author:Steve Jobs

“When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a lot in different places. And I saw hippies and rednecks drinking beer together and smoking dope together and having a good time together and I knew it was possible to get all groups of people together - long hair, short hair, no hair - and music would bring them together.”

“A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer and whiskey. The girl who attends a ball but never dances a step, will soon surrender her body to the lustful embrace of every casual male acquaintance as other dancers do.”

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Book:The Ruin of a Christian

Source: The Ruin of a Christian

“Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.”

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Book:The New Watch: (Night Watch 5)

Source: The New Watch: (Night Watch 5)

“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.”

Source: Time Enough for Love

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.”

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Author:Richard Burton

“Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with a choice friend or two on a regular basis might be the best investment of time you ever make.”

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Author:Carl R Trueman

“And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.”

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Author:A. E. Housman

“He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.”

“First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother.”

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Author:William S. Burroughs

“They who drink beer will think beer.”

“I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell.”

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Author:Bryan Hayes

“I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.”

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Author:Ozzy Osbourne

“Nowadays, especially when you think of electronic music, it's like, the producer is mostly the one who makes the music or the beats and everything. But I am more, since I'm that old, when I started to make music the producer was just sitting in the back shouting and drinking beer.”

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Author:Karin Dreijer Andersson

“My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with other comics, drinking beers and making fun of each other.”

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Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“When I started playing music at East Tennessee State University I would sit on a stool with a tip jar in front of me and play four hours a night at a college bar called Quarterback's Barbecue. I wasn't thinking about doing it for a living. I was just making enough money to go to Taco Bell every day. People were eating chips, drinking beer and not listening to me. I'd had three or four years of people ignoring me, and I'd kind of gotten used to it.”

“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.”

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.”

Source: The Wit & Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln: A Treasury of Quotations, Anecdotes, and Observations

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”

“I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!”

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Author:Dean Martin

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”

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Author:Martin Mull

“Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”

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Author:Jack Nicholson

“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”

“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.”

Source: Selected Poems of Anne Sexton

“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”

“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”

Source: The Complete Prefaces: 1914-1929

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”

“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”

“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”

“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

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Author:Sid Vicious

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

Source: Real Frank Zappa Book

“That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”

“Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.”

Source: Mates, Dates and Chocolate Cheats

“There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.”

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Book:Willie: An Autobiography

Source: Willie: An Autobiography

“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.”

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