Best Chicks Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner

“I would never do a role where I'm naked in bed with a chick having sex.”

Sex Roles Bed Naked Chicks Having Sex

Author:Terry Crews

“By the time kids are 15, they're drunks and they're drug addicts and they're getting chicks pregnant. The parents wonder, "What did I do wrong?" What you did wrong was, you were never there. You had the kid as a status symbol, that's what went wrong. And you're paying the price for it.”

Kids Parent Wonder Drug Symbols Pregnant Addict Chicks Drug Addict Status Symbol What Did I Do Wrong

Author:Andrew Dice Clay

“Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her.”

Said Boxes Chicks

Author:Avril Lavigne

“They wanna know why, I'm so fly, a girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye I'm looking nothing like ya poppa, I wouldn't give a chick ten cents, to put cheese on a whopper.”

Knows Giving Whole Eye Girl Ten Rings Cents Cheese Chicks

Author:Big L

“If I see a cool chick in the street, I'll watch her going by, won't I?”

Ifs Watches Streets Chicks

Author:Isaac

“I bizarrely think that this [Sin City] is the perfect date movie. If a guy took me on a date to see this movie, I would marry him, for sure. It's bad-ass chicks and rad dudes, who are sexy, all over the place, and there's so much cool action.”

Ifs Thinking Action Guy Sin Perfect Cities Sexy Ass Bad Ass Chicks Sin City Rad Date Movie Perfect Date

Author:Jessica Alba

“Some of the most interesting and happiest kids I've seen have lived with a lot of different adults, because a kid can go up to one guy and wear him out. And as soon as the adult gets tired, there are five other guys, or five other chicks to go and wear out, and the kid gets to be very bright - and tolerant, you know, with that many kinds of people around.”

People Knows Kind Different Kids Guy Interesting Five Adults Tired Most Interesting Chicks Other Guys

Author:Grace Slick

“I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.”

Said Song Rooms Mom Encouragement My Mom Girlfriend Closest Belts Chicks Karaoke Dixie Dixie Chicks

Author:Chelsea Peretti

“The men are mostly so slow, their thoughts overrun 'em, an' they can only catch 'em by the tail. I can count a stocking-top while a man's getting's tongue ready; an' when he outs wi' his speech at last, there's little broth to be made on't. It's your dead chicks take the longest hatchin'.”

Men Littles Made I Can Lasts He Man Ready Speech Tongue Ems Tails Chicks Stockings

Book:Delphi Complete Works of George Eliot (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of George Eliot (Illustrated)

“I think the meaning of the universe is bound up with the egg. ... I am fed up with the meaning of the universe. Everything starts in the egg and ends in death. I think it's called 'the heartbreak at the heart of things.' But then perhaps our very mortality is an egg and at the moment of death our souls will emerge like damp chicks.”

Thinking Heart Soul Ends Moments Universe Bounds Eggs Feds Mortality Chicks Fed Up Damp

Author:Alice Thomas Ellis

“It's like if a young woman writes it, then it's chick lit. We don't care if she's slaying vampires or working as a nanny or living in Philadelphia. It's chick lit, so who cares? You know what we call what men write? Books.”

Ifs Knows Men Writing Book Care Young Don't Care Vampire Sexism Young Women Who Cares Lit Chicks Philadelphia Nannies Slaying

Author:Jennifer Weiner

“The hedges are spruting like chicks from the eggs when they are newly hatched or as the vulgar says clacked.”

Eggs Vulgar Chicks

Author:Marjorie Fleming

“I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.”

Feels Guy Arms Normal Scripts Chicks

Author:Pauly Shore

“It's one thing to be this 'tough chick,' but you also have to be likeable.”

One Thing Tough Chicks Likeable

Author:Lauren Lee Smith

“I dont know if I feel a responsibility to encourage women, I just do! Yes, I think all of us chicks should be inspired and create! In whatever way that inspiration comes, we should shine! Honestly, I feel the same way about men.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Men Way Feels Should Inspiration Responsibility Shining Inspired Honestly Chicks Be Inspired

Author:Angela Bettis

“My feeling about my own work is, I could be writing 'The Aeneid' and they would still have to call it chick lit or mommy lit or menopausal old hag lit.”

Writing Stills Feelings My Own Lit Chicks

Author:Jennifer Weiner

“Sometimes you're afraid to fall in love with a chick, but she sucks you in anyway.”

Sometimes Fall Falling In Love Chicks Afraid To Fall In Love

Author:Sammy Hagar

“Anybody who picks up a guitar and tells you that there's some inner message that they're trying to convey... it's nonsense. They're not being honest. The reason they're doing this is they wanna get lots of chicks and they don't want to work for a living.”

Want Trying Reason Honest Messages Picks Guitar Being Honest Nonsense Chicks

Author:Gene Simmons

“"It's nothing," returned Mrs Chick. "It's merely change of weather. We must expect change."”

Words Of Wisdom Weather Chicks

Book:Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].

Source: Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].

“Mary Matalin and James Carville have given me more hope when it comes to love and relationships than any romance book or chick flick ever.”

Book Romance Political Politics Given Party Family Ideology Mary Political Parties Chicks Partisanship Love And Relationship Chick Flick

Author:Meghan McCain

“Kids are so smart these days. They sense when there's a phony bologna out there. Especially in music, when they see something that's being marketed to them, they'll call it out. They'll be like, "This chick is bullshit."”

Kids Smart These Days Bullshit Chicks Phony Bologna

Author:Katy Perry

“I'm sorry, but chick fights are sexy. If you don't think so, you're either an uptight woman or a lying man.”

Ifs Thinking Men Lying Fighting Sorry Sexy I'm Sorry Chicks Lying Men Uptight

Author:John Ridley

“It has been said that I make chick flicks. This is not a compliment.”

Has Beens Said Compliment Chicks Chick Flick

Author:Amy Pascal