Best You Got Me Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Purple haze all in my eyes, don't know if it's day or night. You got me blowin', blowin' my mind. Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?”

Ifs Knows Mind Ends Eye Night Tomorrow Insanity End Times Purple Haze You Got Me Purple Haze

Author:Jimi Hendrix

“You got me sitting on the shelf, while you're out bewitching someone else.”

Evil Sitting Misogyny Shelves Evil Women You Got Me

Author:Jimi Hendrix

“Thank you so much for breaking my heart because you got me four Grammys.”

Heart Funny Break Four My Heart Humorous Awards Thank You Singer Songwriters Breaking My Heart Grammy You Got Me

Author:Sam Smith

“When the tabloids photograph me when I'm out, I always say: "You know what, folks? I'm not married and I'm not gay. You caught me with a hot chick. You got me. Take me to hot-chick jail. Did it again. Guilty."”

Knows Gay Married Hot Photograph Folks Caught Guilty Jail Take Me Chicks Tabloids You Got Me Hot Chick

Author:Bill Maher

“Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.”

World Wells I Can Ideas Guy Can Do Walks Dog Hey Homeless Pals I Can Do This You Got Me

Author:Norm MacDonald

“So often people tell me: you got me through this, you've really helped me. And I never realized that part of what I do is that I give people hope.”

People Giving You Got Me

Author:Danielle Steel

“Now suddenly you got members of your [White House] team who were 23, 24. They've met their wives here, or their husbands here.”

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Author:Barack Obama

“I do a lot of drug and alcohol speaking with people to stop addictions. I'm not a Bible-thumper. I don't preach like that. I tell people that has addictions: "If you want your addiction cured, it begins right here. It begins right here." Jesus Christ is not a genie in a bottle. You got me? Jesus Christ can help you get through anything but even with addiction, he's not going to say 'hocus pocus, your addiction's gone'! You have to say: "I'm done!" It all begins right here in your mind.”

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Author:Sam Childers

“If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.”

“Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?" "Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me—" "I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times—" "Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand—”

Ifs Wells Said Hands Three Feet Load Harry Potter Three Times Counting Wands Hermione Weasley Ron Weasley You Got Me

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one.”

Knows Way Wells Mean Lasts Past Church Poor Half Doors Okay Let Me Rose Boards Tonight Packs Baptized Donate You Got Me

Book:Blood Promise: A Vampire Academy Novel

Source: Blood Promise: A Vampire Academy Novel

“Gabrielle, Hale?" Kat smacked his shoulder. "It wasn't bad enough that you got me kicked out of school, but you had to use her to help you? Gabrielle!" "I can hear you," her cousin sang beside her. Hale looked at Gabrielle and gestured at Kat. "She's adorable when she's jealous." Kat kicked his shin.”

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Author:Ally Carter

“I put my arm around her and said, "Jas, I have found that when you are troubled, it is often better to think of others rather than yourself. I think you would feel much better if you got me some milky coffee and jammy dodgers and I told you all about me.”

Ifs Thinking Feels Said Found Arms Coffee Dodgers You Got Me Jammies

Author:Louise Rennison

“Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot." Mom: "You don't take pot, for starters." Me: "See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID.”

Ifs Knows Want Kind I Can Support Groups Mom Drink Clubs Teenager Fake Pot Want Me You Want Me Vodka Starters If You Want Me Support Groups Teenage Life You Got Me

Book:Looking for Alaska

Source: Looking for Alaska

“I got you to look after me, and you got me to look after you, and that's why.”

Looks Mice You Got Me

Book:Of Mice and Men

Source: Of Mice and Men

“'Cause your love got the best of me, and baby you're making a fool of me. You got me sprung and i don't care who sees, 'cause baby you got me so crazy.”

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Author:Beyonce Knowles

“You've got a way with words. You got me smiling even when it hurts. There's no way to measure what your love is worth, I can't believe the way you get through to me. ~ Shania Twain If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything”

Ifs Way Believe I Can Girl Hurt Love Is Laughing It Hurts Happy Love You Got Me

Author:Marilyn Monroe

“The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd, and there's no company in the world that build a finer skwoo dwivuh. ... Dang! Now you got me doing it!”

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Book:Last chapter and worse: a far side collection

Source: Last chapter and worse: a far side collection

“I don't dance, But here I am Spinning you around and around in circles It Ain't my style, but I don't care I'd do anything with you anywhere Yes, you got me in the palm of your hand Cause, I don't dance.”

Hands Care Causes Style Don't Care Circles I Don't Care Palms Spinning Here I Am You Got Me

Author:Lee Brice

“You got a way with words, you keep me smiling, even when it hurts.”

Way Friendship Hurt It Hurts You Got Me

Author:Shania Twain

“You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.”

Relationship Towers Love Relationship Stranded Bungee You Got Me

Author:Al Yankovic

“You got men who can't hold peace and women who can't control their tongues. The rich seduce the poor, and the old seduce the young.”

Men Reality Young Poor Rich Tongue Seducing You Got Me

Author:Bob Dylan