Best Weasley Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: The Princess Bride

“Who're you going with, then?" said Ron. "Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment. "What?" said Ron, taken aback. "You've already asked her?" "Good point," said Fred. He turned his head and called across the common room, "Oi! Angelina!" Angelina, who had been chatting with Alicia Spinnet near the fire, looked over at him. "What?" She called back. "Want to come to the ball with me?" Angelina gave Fred a sort of appraising look. "All right, then," she said, and she turned back to Alicia and carried on chatting with a bit of a grin on her face. "There you go," said Fred to Harry and Ron, "piece of cake.”

Humor Dating Dance Harry Potter Weasley

Book:Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Source: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.”

Source: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.”

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”

“So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —” “Don’t talk to your mother like that.”

Mother Names Left Harry Potter Weasley Ron Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.”

Thinking Trying Said Stills Realizing Woods Showers Weasley Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?”

Looks Harry Potter Weasley Lavender Ron Weasley Funny Harry Potter

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell. "Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily. "Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?" "Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am.”

Love Wells Made Said Hard Moments Might Felt Cry Kissing Dating Noise Worried Wet Disgusting Harry Potter Faded Weasley His Smile Ron Weasley Jubilation

Author:J. K. Rowling

“From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.”

Ifs Care Dies Don't Care Tea I Don't Care Spells Weasley Ron Weasley Order Of The Phoenix Tea Leaves

Author:J. K. Rowling

“You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?”

Next Doors Neighbor Weasley Ron Weasley Next Door Neighbors Fred Weasley George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“[about his dress robes...] I’m never wearing them," Ron was saying stubbornly. "Never." "Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh.”

Knows Laughing Fine Goodness Dresses Naked Robes Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.”

Giants Weasley Marshmallow

Author:J. K. Rowling

“What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.”

Want Said Ideas Fun Weasley Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley Ginny Weasley Percy Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Time is Galleons, little brother.”

Littles Time Brother Weasley Little Brother Fred And George Weasley Twins

Book:Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Source: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron. "Not today, Mr. Weasley." Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled.”

Wells Said Today Weasley Snape

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-" "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled. "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley. "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you-”

Way Said Enough Hands Turns Boys Pushing Mum Marvelous Splendid Weasley Seizing Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley Percy Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.”

Ifs Years Two Ideas Humor Thanks Behave Mum Toilets Great Idea Owl Weasley Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley Molly Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.”

Ifs Thinking Inspirational Said Enough Growing Up Growing Nerves Harry Potter Weasley Fred And George Ginny Weasley Molly Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“He must have known I'd want to leave you." "No, he must have known you would always want to come back.”

Want Friendship Known Harry Potter Weasley Ron Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon’s... backside.”

Writing Looks Said Faces Hate Voice Lines Lows Concentration Weasley Grunt Ron Weasley Backsides Baboons

Author:J. K. Rowling

“How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding. "The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley. Everyone looked up at him. "Why?" said Percy curiously. "It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-" "-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.”

Littles Said Family Car Couple Kings Dad Tomorrow Crosses Flags Providing Ministry Hood Pudding Weasley Because Of You Fred Weasley Sumptuous Funny Harry Potter Percy Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?" "Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?”

Feels Mind Humor Eye Sides Brother Fingers Opening His Eyes Affected Harry Potter Terrified Weasley Harry Potter Series Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter

Book:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Source: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.”

Different Lasts Song Left Singing Finished March Funeral Twins Different Times Weasley Fred Weasley Fred And George Weasley Twins

Author:J. K. Rowling

“"Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection.”

“So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.”

Littles Mother Brain Beats Tests Thank God Hermione Weasley Ron Weasley Rosie

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Don't talk to me." "Why not?" "Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret.”

Want Humor Memories Why Not Harry Potter Talk To Me Weasley Ron Weasley Malfoy Ferrets Draco Don't Talk To Me Draco Malfoy

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. "Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods.”

Thinking Knows Littles Said Garden Yeah Fats Fishing Bent Santa Lawns Clauses Gnome Weasley Ron Weasley Muggles Peonies Santa Clause

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry" said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying "oh you know what I mean - Goyle's Potion looked like bogies.”

Knows Looks Mean Said Sight Raised Eyebrows Catching Blushing Hermione Weasley Ron Weasley Raised Eyebrows

Book:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Source: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?" "Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" "Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow..." "I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.”

Wells Mean Doe Said Enough Break Harry Potter Vow Stunned Weasley Unbreakable Ron Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten).”

Way Said Feelings Nice Share Goes On Eating Sitting Lays Forgotten Cake Candy Sandwiches Weasley Nice Feeling Pasties

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-" "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" "Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.”

“Harry: This book belongs to Harry Potter. Ron: Shared by Ron Weasley, because his fell apart. Hermione: Why don't you buy a new one then? Ron: Write on your own book, Hermione. Hermione: You bought all those dungbombs on Saturday. You could have bought a new book instead. Ron: Dungbombs rule.”

Writing Book Harry Potter Saturday Potters New Books Hermione Weasley Ron Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.”

Looks Said Humor Worry Students Rose Staring Harry Potter Weasley Ron Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“As Harry and Ron rounded the clump of trees behind which Harry had first heard the dragons roar, a witch leapt out from behind them. It was Rita Skeeter. She was wearing acid-green robes today; the Quick-Quotes Quill in her hand blended perfectly against them. "Congratulations, Harry!' she said beaming at him. "I wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you felt facing that dragon? How do you feel now about the fairness of the scoring?" "Yeah, you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Goodbye!”

Ifs Giving Feels Firsts Said Hands Today Felt Behinds Wonder Heard Tree Give Me Yeah Green Goodbye Dragons Witch Fairness Congratulations Acid Robes Weasley Ron Weasley Quills

Author:J. K. Rowling

“And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.”

Stills Eye Lasts Faces Laughing Seeing Brother Ghost Shaking Weasley Kneeling Ron Weasley Fred Weasley Percy Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.”

Light Chance Kitchen Harry Potter Weasley Molly Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...”

Said I Can Sides Picks Noses Again And Again Harry Potter Blokes Weasley Knobs Replay

Author:J. K. Rowling

“The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry's mind was in freefall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossiblity, because Fred Weasley could not be dead, the evidence of all his senses must be lying -”

World Mind Lying Arms Horror Battle Evidence Silent Senses Fallen Castles Spinning Weasley Fred Weasley Spinning Out Of Control

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Yeah, we’ll call you,” muttered Ron as the knight disappeared, “If we ever need someone mental.”

Ifs Needs Yeah Knights Weasley Ron Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.”

Ifs Brain Stupid Gold Harry Potter Weasley Ron Weasley Fred Weasley Malfoy Draco Draco Malfoy George Weasley Neville Longbottom

Author:J. K. Rowling

“I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.”

Bits Singing Showers Weasley Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley Percy Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?" "Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me—" "I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times—" "Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand—”

Ifs Wells Said Hands Three Feet Load Harry Potter Three Times Counting Wands Hermione Weasley Ron Weasley You Got Me

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Next time there’s a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!”

Doe Lasts Next Asks Balls Ask Me Harry Potter Next Time Resorts Hermione Weasley Harry Potter Series

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Yeah, size is no guarantee of power,” said George. “Look at Ginny.” “What d’you mean?” said Harry. “You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?”

Looks Mean Said Ends Yeah Size Guarantees Receiving Bats Weasley Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley Ginny Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

Knows Use Know How Weasley Muggles

Author:J. K. Rowling

“I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now - " "A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year.”

Knows Should Years Said Use Next Know How Study Dad Honestly Mum Telephones Next Year Idiom Hermione Weasley Ron Weasley Mum And Dad Muggles

Author:J. K. Rowling

“I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?" "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry.”

Thinking Mean Said Lasts Night Shoes Giants Buying Last Night Weasley Ron Weasley Marshmallow New Shoes

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Enjoying it? I don’t reckon he’d come home if Dad didn’t make him. He’s obsessed. Just don’t get him on the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch…as I was saying to Mr. Crouch… Mr. Crouch is of the opinion… Mr. Crouch was telling me… They’ll be announcing their engagement any day now.”

Ifs Home Enjoy Opinion Subjects Dad Obsessed Boss Coming Home Engagement Weasley Announcing Ron Weasley Percy Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Another ten points from Gryffindor,” said Snape. “I would expect nothing more sophisticated from you, Ronald Weasley, the boy so solid he cannot Apparate half an inch across a room.”

Said Rooms Half Boys Ten Inches Sophisticated Weasley Expect Nothing Snape Gryffindor

Author:J. K. Rowling

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