Best Pasties Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Note to self: Pasty-skinned programmers ought not stand in the Mojave desert for multiple hours.”

Self Hours Ought Notes Desert Multiple Programmers Note To Self Pasties Mojave

“A pasty costly-made, Where quail and pigeon, lark and leveret lay, Like fossils of the rock, with golden yolks Imbedded and injellied.”

Made Rocks Food Cooking Lays Golden Culinary Fossils Pigeons Larks Quails Pasties

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Alfred, Lord Tennyson (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Alfred, Lord Tennyson (Illustrated)

“For many a pasty have you robbed of blood, And many a Jack of Dover have you sold That has been heated twice and twice grown cold. From many a pilgrim have you had Christ's curse, For of your parsley they yet fare the worse, Which they have eaten with your stubble goose; For in your shop full many a fly is loose.”

Has Beens Christ Blood Food Cold Cooking Curse Shops Culinary Geese Pilgrim Dover Pasties Parsley

Author:Geoffrey Chaucer

“I went home and took my wife and went to my Cosen Tho. Pepys's and found them just sat down to dinner, which was very good; only the venison pasty was palpable beef, which was not handsome.”

Home Found Wife Food Cooking Very Good Dinner My Wife Sat Culinary Handsome Beef Venison Pasties

Book:The Diary of Samuel Pepys

Source: The Diary of Samuel Pepys

“I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?”

Looks Doe Real Sound White Five Feet Skins Scar Look At Me Geek Acne White Skin Pasties

Author:Mike Myers

“Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze!”

Littles Feet Glasses Thick Breeze Geek Catching Hackers Nerdy Demented Smelly Otaku Pasties

Author:Keiko Nobumoto

“As a healthy person, my breakfasts are very bland and boring. Think kind of a white pasty gruel. Or there can be an occasional banana over the top.”

Thinking Kind Persons White Healthy Boring Breakfast Occasional Bananas Over The Top Bland Healthy Person Pasties

Author:Billy Corgan

“I'm 5 foot 7, and I've got pasty white skin. I don't think I'm ugly, don't get me wrong, but I'm not your classic lead man, Brad Pitt guy.”

Thinking Men Guy White Feet Skins Ugly Classic Brad White Skin Pasties

Author:James McAvoy

“What she did have were Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, Licorice Wands, and a number of other strange things Harry had never seen in his life.”

Numbers Strange Chocolate Cake Flavor Frogs Beans Strange Things Gum Pumpkin Wands Cauldrons Pasties

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten).”

Way Said Feelings Nice Share Goes On Eating Sitting Lays Forgotten Cake Candy Sandwiches Weasley Nice Feeling Pasties

Author:J. K. Rowling

“It’s a sun lamp. I thought you might be tired of your pasty-pale complexion. (Chris) Christopher, I happen to be a Viking in the middle of winter in Minnesota. Lack of a deep tan goes with the whole Nordic territory. Why do you think we raided Europe anyway? (Wulf) Because it was there? (Chris) No, we wanted to thaw out. (Wulf)”

Thinking Whole Might Happens Wanted Sun Middle Europe Tired Winter Territory Pale Lamps Vikings Minnesota Complexion Nordic Pasties

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper.”

Sticks Pasties

Book:The Darkest Lie

Source: The Darkest Lie

“Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.”

Said House Hello Pasties

Book:The Charley Davidson Series

Source: The Charley Davidson Series

“With cold eyes and indifferent mind the spectators regard the work. Connoissers admire the "skill" (as one admires a tightrope walker), enjoy the "quality of painting" (as one enjoys a pasty). But hungry souls go hungry away. The vulgar herd stroll through the rooms and pronounce the pictures "nice" or "splendid." Those who could speak have said nothing, those who could hear have heard nothing.”

Mind Said Soul Eye Speak Enjoy Rooms Quality Nice Heard Painting Cold Skills Regard Hungry Admire Indifferent Vulgar Spectators Splendid Herds Walkers Pasties Cold Eyes

Author:Wassily Kandinsky

“I looked a little pasty. But hey, at least I didn't wet myself!”

Littles Hey Wet Pasties

Author:Kara DioGuardi

“I wanted to distance myself from those pasty faced corpses in suits I saw in airline magazine ads. If I was going to become a businessman, I was going to do it on my own terms.”

Ifs Wanted Term My Own Saws Distance Magazines Suits Ads Businessman Corpses Airline Distance Myself Pasties

Author:Yvon Chouinard

“I can't give more than I have. It doesn't matter if I am the most beautiful person in the room. There is inevitably going to be somebody way shinier and more tan than my pasty self.”

Ifs Way Giving Persons I Can Self Matter Beautiful Rooms Beautiful Person Pasties

Author:Olivia