Best Smelly Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch

“That's right, Snowbébé. This world—it's cold and smelly.”

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Book:Cats of the Louvre

Source: Cats of the Louvre

“POZZO: Which of you smells so bad? ESTRAGON: He has stinking breath and I have stinking feet.”

Smelly Stinking

Book:Waiting for Godot

Source: Waiting for Godot

“It goes on top and breaks down, It can emit a high or low sound. Each atom of such noisy chute Exhale the aroma of a ripe fruit.”

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Author:Ana Claudia Antunes

“There's an old saying that guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. It's been three weeks now, Armand, and the stench is pretty strong. I don't know how long you're planning to stay in Fiji, but in any event, this is your last evening in my vale.”

Fish Old Saying Smelly Guest Kicked Out

Book:Pieces of Happiness

Source: Pieces of Happiness

“They had named her Chutney because she smelled like a mix of too many things. None of them pleasant. It's how she had smelled from the day they had brought her home, an abandoned year-old puppy with balance issues. They had changed her diet several times, switched to feeding her homemade food, bathed her every day. Nothing worked. It was the slobber. There was just some sort of genetic thing that no vet could figure out how to mask. Tara had declared that there was something magical about having a dog with an odor problem living in a home that made incense.”

Odor Smelly Pug

Book:Incense and Sensibility

Source: Incense and Sensibility

“When Geoffrey was away, the goat often took himself off. He had soon got the goats at Granny’s cottage doing his bidding, and Nanny Ogg said once that she had seen what she called ‘that devil goat’ sitting in the middle of a circle of feral goats up in the hills. She named him ‘The Mince of Darkness’ because of his small and twinkling hooves, and added, ‘Not that I don’t like him, stinky as he is. I’ve always been one for the horns, as you might say. Goats is clever. Sheep ain’t. No offence, my dear.”

Humor Fantasy Devil Dance Silly Satan Sheep Farming Goats Lucifer Smelly Terry Pratchett Goat Nanny Ogg Tiffany Aching Prince Of Darkness Geoffrey Mince Of Darkness

Book:The Shepherd's Crown

Source: The Shepherd's Crown

“I was the night foreman of a galvanizing factory, which is hot and smelly and dirty and miserable.”

Night Hot Miserable Dirty Factories Smelly

Author:Ronald Perelman

“Style for me is a casual way of putting something on. It's not thought out but needs to suit your way of life. Now I like wearing the same sweater over and over again, then taking it off when it's smelly.”

Way Needs Style Suits Casual Sweaters Smelly

Author:Charlotte Gainsbourg

“My 13-year-old daughter leaves the house at 7:15 every morning and takes a smelly city bus to school way uptown. It's like 8 degrees out, and it's dark and she's got this morning face and I send her out there to take a bus. Meanwhile, my driver is sitting in a toasty Mercedes that's going to take me to work once both kids are gone. I could send her in the Mercedes and then have it come back to get me, but I can't have my kid doing that. I can't do that to her. Me? I earned that f—ing Mercedes. You better f—ing believe it.”

Way Years Believe I Can Kids School Faces House Dark Cities Morning Gone Degrees Daughter Sitting Drivers Take Me Bus Every Morning Smelly Uptown City Bus

Author:Louis C. K.

“As a piece of travel literature alone, 'The Ends of the Earth' succeeds in providing a tangible sense of the sweaty, smelly reality of many exotic points on the map, with glimpses of their cruelty but also, occasionally, of beauty and human kindness. As a piece of analysis, it is deeply thought-provoking.”

Humans Ends Reality Earth Literature Kindness Pieces Succeed Cruelty Analysis Maps Thought Provoking Providing Provoking Glimpse Tangible Exotic Human Kindness Smelly

Author:Francis Fukuyama

“One of the sad realities of being a parent is that the same stuff you know is exciting, educational, and enriching in your child'slife is often messy, smelly and exhausting to deal with.”

Knows Children Reality Stuff Parent Deals Exciting Educational Your Children Parenthood Messy Exhausting Being A Parent Enriching Smelly Sad Reality

Author:Joyce Maynard

“On New York subways in the 1980s: Riding on the IRT is usually a matter of serving time in one of the city's most squalid environments-noisy, smelly, crowded and overrun with a ceaseless supply of graffiti.”

Matter Cities Environment New York Civilization Serving Riding Crowded Subway Noisy Graffiti Smelly

Author:Paul Goldberger

“I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them.”

Trying Bigs Creatures Yeah Nasty Hunts Hog Smelly

Author:David Feherty

“You need good energy and you need to be fit because it's very tiring. A lot of the work is quite heavy and quite smelly. That's why girls drift out of the kitchen because they get fed up smelling like fish and vegetables and things like that.”

Needs Girl Energy Fit Fishes Heavy Kitchen Feds Vegetables Tire Fed Up Good Energy Smelly

Author:Paul Rankin

“For me, and I suspect a lot of socially awkward people, dealing with people face-to-face seems really traumatic. Particularly if you have massive sweating issues, and particularly if on top of that you have quite smelly sweat that smells like onion soup.”

People Ifs Seems Faces Issues Smell Massive Suspects Sweat Awkward Soup Face To Face Onions Sweating Dealing With People Smelly Socially Awkward

Author:Caitlin Moran

“My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop.”

Jobs Poop Smelly

Author:Sara Cox

“Books smell. Musty and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer, it has no texture, no context. It's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then the getting of knowledge should be tangible, it should be...smelly.”

Ifs Should Book Lasts Gone Rich Computer Smell Texture Tangible Smelly Knowledge Gained

Author:Rupert Giles

“Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for food or gas, until finally we are so hungry, sleepless, smelly, constipated and beaten-down that we simply die of lack of will to live.”

Dies Sleep Pay Behinds Streets Hungry Restaurants Gas Acceptable Beaten Will To Live Smelly

Author:Jane Siberry

“Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze!”

Littles Feet Glasses Thick Breeze Geek Catching Hackers Nerdy Demented Smelly Otaku Pasties

Author:Keiko Nobumoto

“I think that everybody that's coming out to Warped Tour, when they come to see the show, they're always like; let's go see that band that band that band and... that girl. I think that I tend to be that girl sometimes and I think that it's cool that I get to hang out with this Summer camp of smelly boys.”

Thinking Sometimes Shows Girl Boys Band Summer Hanging Out Camps Coming Out That Girl Summer Camp Smelly Warped Tour

Author:Katy Perry

“Our expertise is preparing foods in tough environments. We have a kitchen where we grill and roast and make smelly stuff happen, and then bring it to the site and warm it in a way that makes it taste just-cooked.”

Way Happens Stuff Environment Taste Tough Warm Kitchen Site Preparing Expertise Smelly Stuff Happens Preparing Food

Author:David Castle

“Maybe your life resembles a Bethlehem stable. Crude in some spots, smelly in others. Not much glamour. Not always neat. People in your circle remind you of stable animals: grazing like sheep, stubborn like donkeys, and that cow in the corner looks a lot like the fellow next door. You, like Joseph, knocked on the innkeeper's door. But you were too late. Or too old, sick, dull, damaged, poor, or peculiar. You know the sound of a slamming door.”

“When I approach a more mature age, I am not going to live in America. Visiting my grandmother, when she was 94, which is a very long life in Cambodia, I saw how important it was that she was in a community with my sisters, brothers and all grandchildren were so involved in her life. I liked that experience so much more than visiting my sister-in-law's grandparents in a nursing home. It's about looking at a community through your window versus being part of a community that's alive, that is youthful and old and hungry and smelly and loud, where everything is vibrant and colorful.”

Long Important Home Age Community Brother Window Hungry Grandmother Mature My Sister Grandparent Grandchildren My Grandmother Long Life Nursing Colorful Smelly

Author:Loung Ung

“From what I see, nowadays punk and anarchy are still connected with "fast loud music by smelly drunk chaos-people" and, yes, I know I'm over-generalizing here. So when the occasional venue still describes us The ex as "anarchopunk" that's a real bummer, since it attracts an audience that expects a kind of music - which we don't play - and it keeps away another audience that actually might have liked it when they would have come. That's a pity, for both them and us.”

Kind Real Audience Pity Drunk Anarchy Punk Smelly

Author:G.W. Sok

“Who does not love his own tongue is far worse than a brute or stinking fish.”

Love Doe Language Animal Fishes Smelly Fish Tanks

Author:Jose Rizal

“I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.”

Bigs Seems Fans Cheese Smelly

Author:Johnny Vegas

“You don't really see ugly people that are old, or a bit grotty and smelly, in the media. If a Martian came down, they would think we were all tall, thin, attractive and wealthy.”

People Ifs Thinking Bits Media Ugly Attractive Wealthy Tall Martians Smelly Ugly People

Author:Jo Brand

“So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.”

Said Wanted Dies Wonder Feet Tables Shoes Kitchen Pale Puberty Puck Kitchen Table Smelly Sabrina

Book:The Sisters Grimm: Book Seven: The Everafter War

Source: The Sisters Grimm: Book Seven: The Everafter War

“The others followed, and found themselves in a small, stuffy basement, which would have been damp, smelly, close, and dark, were it not, in fact, well-lit, which prevented it from being dark.”

Wells Has Beens Facts Found Dark Lit Basements Damp Smelly

Book:The Phoenix Guards

Source: The Phoenix Guards

“I'd address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.”

Way Trying Lays Come Up Addresses Discouraging Trumpets Smelly Snoring

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me.”

Thinking Uniforms Rude Smelly

Author:Steven Morrissey

“We have certain demons who are motivated by the smell of food. They tend to get rather violent whenever they smell it. I personally wouldn’t be caught eating anything because I would end up dead. You might not. But you’d still have to fight them, and since some of them are rather ugly and really, really smelly, it might spoil your appetite. Then again, maybe not. Doesn’t spoil Noir’s. I think it makes him hungrier, especially when he guts them. Sick, but true. (Asmodeus)”

Thinking Stills Ends Might Certain Fighting Eating Sick Caught Ugly Smell Violent Demon Guts Motivated Appetite Spoil Noir Smelly Asmodeus

Book:Dream Warrior

Source: Dream Warrior

“Let’s at least hope it’s not a gallu. Why? They’re not all bad, in a smelly, need-to-be-killed kind of way.”

Way Needs Kind Smelly

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Oh no, that’s for you. Presents make people happy. The Simi wants you to be happy. (Simi) Thank you, Simi. (Gallagher) No need to thank me. See, that’s what families do. They take care of each other. (Simi) I no longer have a family. I had to give them up. (Gallagher) Of course you have a family. Everyone has family. I’m your family. Akri your family. Even that smelly old goddess is your family. She’s that creepy old aunt who comes around but nobody likes her so they make fun of her when she’s gone. (Simi)”

People Want Needs Giving Care Courses Fun Gone Take Care Likes Goddess Aunt Creepy Making People Happy Smelly Gallagher

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“It's the story of my life. You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead. Now, as you look through this document you'll see that I've underlined all the major decisions I ever made to make the stand out. They're all indexed and cross-referenced. See? All I can suggest is that if you take decisions that are exactly opposite to the sort of decisions that I've taken, then maybe you won't finish up at the end of your life" --she paused, and filled her lungs for a good should--"in a smelly old cave like this!”

“How do you get on with your father ' Beleth asked. 'Very well ' Pyrgus answered loyally although it was far from the truth. 'I ate mine ' Beleth told him. 'He got old and feeble and useless but he wanted to hold on to power. So I took steps. Tasted disgusting - stringy tough smelly ... you know how fathers are - but it's the custom here. You're supposed to absorb the essence that way. Rank superstition of course but well ... tradition.”

Knows Way Wells Wanted Courses Father Steps Know How Mines Tough Tradition Essence Useless Customs Superstitions Disgusting Smelly

Book:Faerie Wars

Source: Faerie Wars

“Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling, they aren't cats." "They look like cats. Like the big fluffy cat she's been stepped on and flattened to a big fluffy pancake cat," Alessandro argued.”

Looks Bigs Horror Cat Dear Darling Pancakes Fluffy Smelly

Author:Lynsay Sands

“I need to talk to Clarisse," Annabeth said. I stared at her as if she'd just said "I need to eat a large, smelly boot." "What for?”

Ifs Needs Said Boots Annabeth Smelly

Book:Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth

Source: Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth

“Hey, Tink," Reed called to his wife. He'd given up on the poker game and was cradling the little pink handle that was Mariah Savage in his arms. "Look how cute she is. I think I want one. S'pose we can stop by Walmart and pick up one just like her.?" Chrystal glanced up from her cards and gave her husband a look. "Three o'clock feedings. Smelly diapers. Responsability." "Oh. Right. I'd have to grow up.”

Thinking Want Looks Littles Three Games Given Grows Growing Up Wife Arms Husband Picks Handle Cards Hey Clock Cute Savages Feeding Given Up Like Her Reeds Diapers Smelly Walmart Responsability

Author:Cindy Gerard

“Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower, or a-a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences long forgotten. Books smell musty and-and-and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer is a... it, uh, it has no-no texture, no-no context. It's-it's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then-then the getting of knowledge should be, uh, tangible. It should be, um, smelly.”

“Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.”

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Author:Adam Sandler

“I hadn't yet realised that learning to be a staff officer is something like learning to milk a cow. The novelty soon wears off, and the job becomes burdensome, and smelly. As a boy I learned the hard way that if you demonstrated skill at milking a cow, somebody would keep you milking one. It's the same way being a good staff officer.”

Ifs Way Hard Jobs Boys Military Skills Officers Milk Cows Staff Novelty Realised Hard Way Smelly

Author:Aubrey Newman

“People talk about the horrors of war, but what weapon has a man invented that even approaches in cruelty some of the commoner diseases? 'Natural' death, almost by defintion, means something slow, smelly and painful.”

People Men Life Mean War Death Natural Horror Disease Approach Weapons Painful Cruelty Insanity Life And Death Smelly Horror Of War Natural Death Commoners

Book:Facing Unpleasant Facts: Narrative Essays

Source: Facing Unpleasant Facts: Narrative Essays

“I always resented Tom [Hardy] for turning up on Band Of Brothers and getting the girl — in fact, the only girl in a cast of hundreds of smelly men! I, on the other hand, spent eight months with my face squashed up against someone else’s backside in one sodden trench after another. And it looks as if Tom might have got the girl again [in Colditz], damn his eyes.”

Ifs Men Looks Facts Hands Might Eye Faces Girl Brother Months Band Casts Eight Damn His Eyes Toms Hardy Trenches Smelly Backsides

Author:Damian Lewis

“He's probably the world's most beautiful looking man, yet he doesn't think he's that gorgeous. And to me, he's just smelly, farty Leo.”

Thinking Men World Beautiful Gorgeous Smelly

Author:Kate Winslet

“It was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals around when she could live with winged monkeys and magic shoes and gay lions. I didn't get it.”

Black White Animal Magic Mystery Gay Shoes Awful Farms Lions Black And White Monkeys Aunt Smelly

Author:John Waters

“A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.”

Men Littles Persons Lying Names White Terrible Myth Suits Brown Pairs Smelly Binoculars

Book:Talking at the boundaries

Source: Talking at the boundaries

“Do not be critics, you people, I beg you. I was a critic and I wish I could take it all back because it came from a smelly and ignorant place in me, and spoke with a voice that was all rage and envy. Do not dismiss a book until you have written one, and do not dismiss a movie until you have made one, and do not dismiss a person until you have met them. It is a f@*$%load of work to be open-minded and generous and understanding and forgiving and accepting, but Christ, that is what matters. What matters is saying yes.”

“Our democracy, our culture, our whole way of life is a spectacular triumph of the blah. Why not have a political convention without politics to nominate a leader who's out in front of nobody? Maybe our national mindlessness is the very thing that keeps us from turning into one of those smelly European countries full of pseudo-reds and crypto-fascists and greens who dress like forest elves.”

Way Country Whole America Political Life Is Culture Leader Democracy Fronts Dresses Forests Triumph Why Not Conventions Spectacular Fascists Pseudo European Countries Blah Smelly

Author:P. J. O'Rourke

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