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“You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!”

Brain Human Vulgar Farts Fuckyou

Author:The Fart Blast

“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.”

“Malnutrition is a plague in the elderly.”

Food Gas Intolerance Plague Elderly Digestion Malnutrition Diarrhea Gastrointestinal Farts

Book:Hypoxia, Mental Illness & Chronic Fatigue

Source: Hypoxia, Mental Illness & Chronic Fatigue

“At Jefferson High, even a small misstep could get you bullied for years. As far as she could tell they were still teasing some kid for a lethal fart he'd let fly back in sixth-grade gym class, so whatever you imagine a deaf-voiced cyborg girl caught, it was worse. The things that happened to girls always were.”

Humor High School Sexism Bullying Teasing Farts

Book:True Biz

Source: True Biz

“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.”

Humor Funny Students Friends High School Chocolate Percentages Male Farts Cupcake Chocolate Cupcake Laughing Over Own Farts

Book:The Beginning of Everything

Source: The Beginning of Everything

“fart with lust”

Wisdom Sex Lust Fart Wtf Farts

Book:Selected letters of James Joyce

Source: Selected letters of James Joyce

“The idea of spending another six hours with Leon and his farts was more than I could take.”

Hours Spending Idea More Take Leon Could Farts

Book:Old Man's War

Source: Old Man's War

“Are you still doing that crap?" I ask. "You can't even do it properly," Eileen says. "Just a matter of practice," Simone says. "Wow! Practicing how to poison yourself and make your breath reek like the fart of a seagull!" Eileen cries.”

Practice Smoking Gross Farts Seagulls

Book:Does My Head Look Big in This?

Source: Does My Head Look Big in This?

“It goes on top and breaks down, It can emit a high or low sound. Each atom of such noisy chute Exhale the aroma of a ripe fruit.”

Noise Noisy Smells Smelly Farts Guesses Guess What Fart Joke Ripe F

Author:Ana Claudia Antunes

“Fanchon, 69 years of age, has been hanged 6 times in effigy, and has committed all imaginable crimes; she has a squint, and is pug-nosed, short, fat, with no forehead and only 2 teeth; an erysipelas covers her arse, a bunch of haemorrhoids hangs from her arsehole, a canker devours her vagina, she has a burnt thigh and a cancer eating away at her breast; she is always drunk, vomits, farts and shits all over the place and at any time without even noticing.”

Cancer Ugliness Shit Vomit Farts Haemorrhoids

Book:The 120 Days of Sodom

Source: The 120 Days of Sodom

“A CPAP machine produced the worst gastrointestinal problems and the most putrid farts I have experienced in life!”

Sleep Worst Problems Machine Apnea Cpap Gastrointestinal Farts Produced Putrid

Author:Steven Magee