“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.” HumorFunnyHumourJokesHumorousVanitySatireAphorismNarcissismJokeHilariousToiletsAphorismsFartShitAphoristAphoristsRestroomToiletFecesFartsUrinalDefecateDefecationFaecesLooComfort StationLavatoryPowder RoomWashroomFarted Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.” AnimalFoodBirdSizeNutritionDisgustingBathroomToiletsSustenanceShitDisgustToiletFecesSize CountsExcrementFaecesSize Does Not CountSize MattersDroppingsSize Does CountSize Does Not MatterSize Does MatterSize Doesnt CountSize Doesnt Matter Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Excretion is his first concrete production and, through it, the child gains his first experience of labour relations. He may reserve the right to go on excremental strike or to engage in a form of faecal offensive. The excremental faculty is a manipulative device and to be baulked of the free control of it is to be deprived of the first, most elementary, expression of autonomy.” AutonomyExcrementFaeces Author:Angela Carter
“Plants would rather be defecated on than be loved.” LoveGardenGardeningFarmingPlantsManureFertilizerAll You Need Is LoveFecesFaeces Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Most of those who do not farm treat faeces like shit.” FarmersFarmingManureFarmFertilizerFarmerFecesFaecesFertiser Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana