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Quote by Adam Sandler

“Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.”

Quote by Adam Sandler

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Adam Sandler is a renowned American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director, born on September 9, 1966. He is known for his unique humor style and exaggerated performances, starring in a number of successful comedy films. more

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