“Mammon ni mungu wa pesa wa kuzimu anayesimamia mambo yote ya kifedha ulimwenguni. Ni miongoni mwa mashetani saba waliotupwa na Mwenyezi Mungu hapa duniani kutokea mbinguni akiwemo Ibilisi, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Leviathan, Amon na Belphegor. Ibilisi ni mungu wa kiburi, Beelzebub ni mungu wa uroho, Asmodeus ni mungu wa zinaa, Leviathan ni mungu wa wivu, Amon ni mungu wa hasira na Belphegor ni mungu wa uvivu. Jukumu la mashetani hawa ni kusimamia kwa uaminifu mkubwa kutokea kuzimu dhambi kubwa saba duniani ambazo ni kiburi, uroho, zinaa, wivu, hasira, uvivu na uchoyo. Dawa ya dhambi hizo ni busara, kiasi, ujasiri, imani, haki, tumaini na upendo.” WorldLoveGodFaithHopeHeavenJusticeCourageHellHonestyPrideCharityLustWrathPrudenceFortitudeSlothTemperanceAlmighty GodMunguLuciferGluttonyLeviathanSeven Deadly SinsImaniMwenyezi MunguUpendoAsmodeusMbinguniHasiraHakiDunianiKiburiMammonIbilisiUaminifuUvivuAmonUjasiriBeelzebubBusaraKiasiKuzimuMalicious EnvyWivuBelphegorTumainiUrohoZinaaDhambi Kubwa SabaGod Of MoneyJukumu La MashetaniMashetani SabaMungu Wa PesaRole Of DevilsSeven Devils Author:Enock Maregesi
“Wachawi wanamwabudu Shetani. Lakini Shetani wanayemwabudu si Shetani Ibilisi aliyeumbwa na Mwenyezi Mungu kuja kuudanganya ulimwengu wote. Ni Shetani roho ya mabadiliko, mabadiliko ya kweli, ya ufahamu kamilia ulimwengu huu ambamo sisi sote tunaishi. Wachawi, kwa maneno mengine, wanaabudu miungu – kama vile Inanna wa Mesopotamia, Isis wa Misri, Asherah wa Kaanani au Belus wa Assyria ambaye ndiye mungu wa kwanza kuabuadiwa kama sanamu duniani – iliyotwaliwa na Shetani tangu misingi ya ulimwengu huu kusimikwa. Dhambi aliyotenda Shetani mbinguni ni ndogo kuliko dhambi wanazotenda wachawi duniani, ijapokuwa dhambi aliyotenda Shetani haitaweza kusamehewa na ndiyo maana Shetani hataweza kuwasamehe wanadamu. Ni jukumu letu kuwaita wachawi wote kutoka Babeli na kuwaleta katika ukweli kama kweli wanayemwabudu ni Shetani Ibilisi, Shetani Beelzebub, Shetani Asmodeus, Shetani Leviathan, Shetani Mammon, Shetani Amon au Shetani Belphegor ambao ni mabingwa wa kiburi, uroho, zinaa, wivu, fedha, hasira na uvivu duniani. Wachawi hawajui, na usipojua waweza kufa bila kujua.” WorldHumansGodTruthUniverseHeavenSinMoneyPrideLustIdolsDieGodsWitchesWrathWizardsSlothAlmighty GodMunguLuciferGluttonyReal ChangeBabylonLeviathanStatueDhambiUlimwenguMwenyezi MunguUkweliAsmodeusMbinguniHasiraWanadamuDunianiKiburiMammonKufaIbilisiUvivuWachawiAmonComplete UnderstandingBeelzebubFoundations Of This UniverseMiunguIsis Of EgyptMalicious EnvySanamuSpirit Of ChangeWivuAshera Of CanaanBabeliBelphegorFedhaMabadiliko Ya KweliRoho Ya MabadilikoUfahamu KamiliUrohoZinaaAsherah Wa KaananiBelus Of AssyriaBelus Wa AssyriaInanna Of MesopotamiaInanna Wa MesopotamiaIsis Wa MisriMisingi Ya Ulimwengu Huu Author:Enock Maregesi
“How many demons and people are enslaved here? (Jericho) Define slavery. (Asmodeus) Kept against their will. (Jericho) Good definition. Counting me? (Asmodeus) Why not? (Jericho) Probably a couple of million…you know it’s really hard to count to a million, plus they’re always dying and new ones are coming in. I tried to count once, but it got really depressing so I stopped. The constant adding and subtracting. Not my forte, really. (Asmodeus)” PeopleKnowsHardMillionsDyingCoupleSlaveryConstantDefinitionsDemonPlusWhy NotDepressingCountingJerichoForteReally DepressingAsmodeus Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“How long have you been here? (Jericho) Don’t know. Again, tried to count once, got depressed so I stopped. I find it easier to just go with the flow. Ease with the peas. (Asmodeus) Ease with the peas? (Jericho) Yeah, that’s not a happy memory, either. Let’s forget I mentioned it. (Asmodeus)” KnowsLongMemoriesForgetEasierFlowYeahEasePeasJerichoHappy MemoriesAsmodeus Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Here we are. Maybe I should warn you before we enter...(Asmodeus) (Jericho stepped past him and threw open the door.) Or maybe not. Let’s just barge in and be surprised, shall we? (Asmodeus)” ShouldPastDoorsJerichoBargesAsmodeus Book:Dream Warrior Source: Dream Warrior
“Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so long as I can outrun him. (Asmodeus) Add me to that list of people you annoy. (Jericho) Oh. You’re not going to singe my testicles over it, are you?! (Asmodeus) No plans to. (Jericho) Good. We can be friends, then. (Asmodeus)” PeopleLongI CanPlansAddListsOver ItAnnoyingNoirBonusOutrunJerichoTesticlesAsmodeus Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“I think they’re having trouble adjusting to the emotions they have outside of their dreams. At any rate, they keep acting like demented teenagers from a porno version of a John Hughes film. (Asmodeus)” ThinkingDreamFilmActingEmotionTroubleRateVersionsTeenagerAdjustingDementedAsmodeus Book:Dream Warrior Source: Dream Warrior
“Where are we? (Jericho) Noir’s happy place. It’s where he brings the beings he wants to play with. (Asmodeus) Punish. (Jericho) You say ta-mah-to. I say to-mah-to. (Asmodeus)” WantPlayNoirJerichoHappy PlaceAsmodeus Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“We have certain demons who are motivated by the smell of food. They tend to get rather violent whenever they smell it. I personally wouldn’t be caught eating anything because I would end up dead. You might not. But you’d still have to fight them, and since some of them are rather ugly and really, really smelly, it might spoil your appetite. Then again, maybe not. Doesn’t spoil Noir’s. I think it makes him hungrier, especially when he guts them. Sick, but true. (Asmodeus)” ThinkingStillsEndsMightCertainFightingEatingSickCaughtUglySmellViolentDemonGutsMotivatedAppetiteSpoilNoirSmellyAsmodeus Book:Dream Warrior Source: Dream Warrior
“Oh, hello, me lovely, we haven’t met. Asmodeus, demon extraordinaire, at your service. Any service you may require, especially those that involve nudity and adjoining body parts joining other people’s body parts. (Asmodeus)” PeopleMayBodyHavensMetsLovelyDemonHelloJoiningNudityAsmodeus Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Asmodeus! You don’t see her, do you hear me? (Jericho) Completely blind, Minor Master. Hearing is intact. Is there anyone here besides the two of us? No? Good. I’m leaving now unless Minor Master has another preferably nonpainful task for me. (Asmodeus) You're dismissed. (Jericho) Cool beaners. (Asmodeus)” TwoMastersTasksBlindLeavingHearingMinorsTwo Of UsJerichoAsmodeus Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Why would you help us? (Delphine) I hear stupidity is a fatal disease. Doing my own experimentation to see if that’s true or not. If I survive, we’ll know it’s not. If I die…well, it’ll suck. Bad. And I won’t be happy. (Asmodeus)” IfsKnowsWellsHelpingDiesMy OwnDiseaseStupidityExperimentationAsmodeus Book:Dream Warrior Source: Dream Warrior
“You rang, Mino- well, you’re not really the Minor Master anymore, are you? What should I call you? (Asmodeus) Think of a polite term, demon. (Jericho) Mister Master it is. What can I do for you? (Asmodeus)” ThinkingShouldWellsTermMastersDemonMinorsShould IPoliteJerichoAsmodeus Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Technical advisor. Since you know our enemies so well, we’re going to pick your brain. (Jericho) I’ll tell you what you want to know. There's no need to torture me for it. (Asmodeus) Pick your brain is an idiomatic expression, Asmodeus. It means we’ll have you tell us things. We’re not actually going in there to mess with your head. (Delphine) Oh, thank the Source. I can’t stand it when someone opens my skull. It really hurts. (Asmodeus)” KnowsWantNeedsWellsMeanI CanHurtBrainEnemyExpressionSourcePicksWhat You WantMessTortureSkullsAdvisorsJerichoIt Really HurtsAsmodeus Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“If I’m not back in a few hours…well, I don’t want to think about that. I might change my mind about doing this. I’m thinking happy thoughts. Creamed dog innards and rotten steak. Yeah. Yum! (Asmodeus)” IfsThinkingWantMindWellsMightHoursDogYeahRottenSteakHappy ThoughtsAsmodeus Book:Dream Warrior Source: Dream Warrior