Best George Weasley Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

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Book:Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Source: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.”

Thinking Trying Said Stills Realizing Woods Showers Weasley Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?”

Next Doors Neighbor Weasley Ron Weasley Next Door Neighbors Fred Weasley George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.”

Want Said Ideas Fun Weasley Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley Ginny Weasley Percy Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.”

Thinking Knows Humor Names Forget Havens Stupid Letters Not Stupid Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-" "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled. "That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley. "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you-”

Way Said Enough Hands Turns Boys Pushing Mum Marvelous Splendid Weasley Seizing Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley Percy Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.”

Ifs Years Two Ideas Humor Thanks Behave Mum Toilets Great Idea Owl Weasley Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley Molly Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-" "No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.”

Should Expectations Grades Exceed Outstanding Exam Hermione Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-" "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" "Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.”

“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.”

Speak Troll Grunt Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.”

Ifs Brain Stupid Gold Harry Potter Weasley Ron Weasley Fred Weasley Malfoy Draco Draco Malfoy George Weasley Neville Longbottom

Author:J. K. Rowling

“I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.”

Bits Singing Showers Weasley Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley Percy Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Yeah, size is no guarantee of power,” said George. “Look at Ginny.” “What d’you mean?” said Harry. “You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?”

Looks Mean Said Ends Yeah Size Guarantees Receiving Bats Weasley Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley Ginny Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?” “Oh no, Ron,” came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. “No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.”

Ends Wanted Voice Gone Weasley Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley

Book:Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Source: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.”

Trying Believe I Believe Doubt Responsible No Doubt Seats Toilets Weasley Fred Weasley Fred And George Dumbledore Inspirational Dumbledore Book George Weasley Toilet Seat

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow — we’re identical!”

Said Together Wow Identical Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley

Book:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Source: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?”

Next Doors Neighbor Harry Potter Weasley Next Door Neighbors Harry Potter Series Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George Order Of The Phoenix George Weasley Molly Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.”

Seats Load Mum Toilets Owl Weasley Hogwarts Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley Toilet Seat

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?”

Mother Honestly Harry Potter Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley Molly Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason—" "So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual—" "—detention—" "—disembowelment—”

Reason Office Upset Usual Threatening Corridors Weasley Detention Fred Weasley George Weasley Threatening Us

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow, we're identical!" "I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.”

Thinking Said Stills Together Reflection Wow Identical Examining Weasley Kettles Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley Weasley Twins

Book:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Source: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred. “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling.”

Way Said Secret Yeah Cups Tea Servant Chamber Cups Of Tea Weasley Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley Percy Weasley

Book:Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Source: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us.”

Mum Pyramids George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!”

Seats Harry Potter Toilets Weasley Hogwarts Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley Toilet Seat

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Size is no guarantee of power.”

Size Guarantees Weasley George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education.” “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.”

Thinking Way Said Feelings Yeah Harry Potter Weasley Fred Weasley Funny Harry Potter Fred And George George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

“Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you — ?” “He is,” said the first twin. “Aren’t you?” he added to Harry. “What?” said Harry. “Harry Potter,” chorused the twins. “Oh, him,” said Harry. “I mean, yes, I am.”

Firsts Mean Said Twins Harry Potter Potters Weasley Fred Weasley Fred And George George Weasley

Author:J. K. Rowling

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