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“Notting Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning”
“And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton”
“On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left”
“In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches”
“I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.”
“Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.”
“When I go to the press conference before the game, in my mind the game has already started...”
“My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.”
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”
“Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.”
“We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought.”
“One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.”
“He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time.”
“I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.”
“Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.”
“He had an eternity to play that ball... but he took too long over it.”
“And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one.”
“Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today.”
“I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.”
“I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.”
“Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.”
“I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.”
“I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.”
“I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.”
“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”
“The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.”
“All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.”
“I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.”
“There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between.”
“Well Kerry, you're 19 and you're a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself.”
“The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.”