Best Stupidest Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Programs like 'Jeopardy' and 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' are ridiculous. They're the stupidest shows in history. They're making us dumber. They don't give us information, they give us facts, factoids. You don't learn who Napoleon was and how he was motivated. You learn what year he was born, and when he died. That's useless.”

Want Giving Years Facts Shows Born Information Program Died Ridiculous Useless Motivated Millionaire Jeopardy Stupidest

Author:Ray Bradbury

“Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery.”

Thinking Nations Happened Crazy Worst Slavery Worst Things Political Correctness Obamacare Stupid Things Be A Slave Nazi Germany Crazy Things Stupidest Being Stupid Really Dumb

Author:Benjamin Carson

“A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight - and when they come out, they're gay.”

People Crazy Stupid Gay Prison Ignorant Controversial Political Correctness Stupid Things Crazy People Stupidest Stupid Republican Being Stupid Born Gay

Author:Benjamin Carson

“Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do.”

Women Can Do Cheating Infidelity Stupidest

Author:Joy Browne

“But centaurs never existed; there could never be So to speak a double nature in a single body Or a double body composed of incongruous parts With a consequent disparity in the faculties. The stupidest person ought to be convinced of that.”

Persons Body Speak Ought Convinced Faculty Disparity Stupidest Centaurs

Book:De rerum natura

Source: De rerum natura

“Why is it that the stupidest people are always the most good-natured?”

People Stupidest

Author:Stefan Zweig

“There's been a thoughtfulness to everything I do. Even the stupidest things I do have some kind of point.”

Kind Stupidest Thoughtfulness

Author:Jim Carrey

“When a film is reviled, you open a film and people say "Oh, it's the stupidest thing, it's the worst movie." You think: oh, nobody's going to ever speak to you again. But, it doesn't happen. Nobody cares. You know, they read it and they say "Oh, they hated your film." You care, at the time. But they don't. Nobody else cares.”

People Thinking Knows Happens Care Film Speak Worst Hated You Again Stupidest Nobody Cares Worst Movie

Author:Woody Allen

“New Rule: Since our new national position on science is, "Screw it, we prefer witchcraft," let's not just retire the Space Shuttle Atlantis. Let's drive it to one of the five stupidest States and have the locals beat it with sticks. Putting it in a museum is too dangerous. Someone could steal it, fly it into space and notice we revolve around the sun.”

States Space Sun Five Dangerous Position Beats Sticks Stealing Locals Museums Retiring Screws Witchcraft Stupidest Atlantis Space Shuttle

Book:The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

Source: The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

“Using some economic issues to make one group of people, regardless of race or religion, the scapegoat for all the problems of the country is just the stupidest, and yet, the most creative propaganda scheme that you can come up with.”

People Country Problem Race Creative Issues Groups Economic Come Up Propaganda Schemes Scapegoat Stupidest Economic Issues

Author:Immortal Technique

“I had a job when I was 15 working at a supermarket, and I knocked over a stack of plastic coffee cups. In my anger, I threw one at a concrete wall, and it rebounded back into my head and cut my head open. Stupidest way to get a scar, but it's one that I have.”

Way Jobs Cutting Wall Coffee Cups Scar Concrete Plastic Coffee Cup Supermarkets Stupidest

Author:Antony Starr

“I see couples fighting about the stupidest things. You just have to rise above everything.”

Fighting Couple Rise Above Stupidest

Author:Sammy Hagar

“I don't want to put out something I'm not psyched on just because I finished it. That's the stupidest reason to do something, really. I want it to be up to my standards. I don't want to put out something I wouldn't listen to.”

Want Reason Standards Finished Stupidest

Author:Patrick Stump

“The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man - say a Tennessee Holy Roller - is really very small.”

Men Differences Atheism Dog Holy Positive Atheism Tennessee Stupidest

Book:Minority Report

Source: Minority Report

“Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.”

People World Worst Crime Stupidity Fleas Crooks Stupidest

Author:Orson Welles

“Nowadays there are so many stars on television.There are all these generic stars now.There's Dave Caruso...Dave Caruso's kind of fun: "I know he killed your family...but he won't do it again." He says the stupidest sh*t. "I know he shot your children, but he won't do it any more." There isn't really a recognisable personality out there.”

Knows Kind Children Fun Stars Television Personality Shots Our Children Our Family Your Children Dave Generic Stupidest

Author:Pablo Francisco

“War to me is the stupidest way of settling anything. The whole damn thing goes to pieces.”

Way War Whole Pieces Settling Damn Stupidest Damn Things

Author:Frank Capra

“When I was little, I would always lie about the stupidest things. In kindergarten or first grade, I would tell people I had tigers living in my attic and a room full of gold.”

People Firsts Littles Lying Rooms Gold Grades Tigers Kindergarten Stupidest Attics

Author:Kendall Jenner

“I discovered early in my movie work that a movies never any better than the stupidest man connected with it. There are times when this distinction may be given to the writer or director. Most often it belongs to the producer.”

Men May Actors Given Directors Connected Producers Movie Distinction Stupidest

Author:Ben Hecht

“So many of us have our asses watching stupid reality shows, desensitizing our brains. Like, "Wow, isn't that dumb, but I'm so entertained right now! That's the stupidest thing I've seen in my life - give me more of it!" You know what I'm talking about. I turn on the television and I'm like, "This is so bad, but I cannot get my fucking eyes off of it." It's not good.”

Giving Shows Reality Brain Stupid Right Now Give Me Ass Dumb Wow Reality Shows Stupidest

Author:Michael Pitt

“I think 'unbelievable' is an unbelievably stupid word.”

Unbelievable Dictionary Stupidest

Author:Matthew McConaughey

“I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.”

“I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.”

People Might Tired Stupidest Rearranging I Am So Tired

Author:Bill Maher

“Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.”

Ifs Thinking World Sex Cases Generations Assumption Stupidest

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members.”

Numbers Members Divides Committees Stupidest

Author:Robert A. Heinlein

“Love is not the stupidest thing a man does, but it cannot be blamed on gravity.”

Men Doe Love Is Gravity Stupidest

Author:Albert Einstein

“It's the stupidest thing of all time, going on tour. It deteriorates the soul, but it's fun.”

Soul Fun All Time Stupidest

Author:Cass McCombs

“[Heihei] is stupidest chicken on planet Earth and mascot.”

Earth Planets Chickens Planet Earth Stupidest Mascots

Author:Alan Tudyk

“Wikipedia is an amazing construct. It's a commons that works. I don't know how Jimmy Wales came up with it. I'm sure all of us would have said, "This is the stupidest thing we've ever heard of. That'll never work in a million years."”

Jimmy Stupidest

Author:Jeremy Rifkin

“I was shooting on The Mindy Project while I was editing Alex of Venice, which was the stupidest thing I could've done. It was like having two full-time jobs. But in editing some characters were dropped, some storylines were dropped. It just starts dictating what it's supposed to be.It's scary, but fun to try to be brave and to "kill your darlings." To get rid of the stuff that you were like, "Oh, I'll never get rid of that. I love that. As long of a take as it is, I'm gonna keep that in."”

Trying Long Done Character Fun Brave Scary Be Brave Stupidest

Author:Chris Messina

“As the stupidest person in the room, I always had the most to gain.”

Stupidest

Author:Chuck Palahniuk

“The Establishment center... has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history. That war is a moral and political disaster - a terrible cancer eating away at the soul of our nation.”

War Soul Political Nations Moral Terrible Eating Cancer Disaster Establishment Antiwar Stupidest

Author:George McGovern

“The policy of America to deny visas to technically trained people in the U.S. and shipped to other countries, where they create companies that compete with America, has to be the stupidest policy of all the U.S. government policies.”

People Country Government America Company Policy Deny Other Countries Visa Stupidest Government Policy

Author:Eric Schmidt

“I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

“Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.”

“I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.”

Wanted Stupid Eating Fishes Japan Pop Stars Stupidest Really Stupid Stupid Celebrity I Was Stupid Stupid Funny Stupidest Celebrity Dumbest Celebrity Dumb Celebrity Parthenon

Author:Britney Spears

“So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

“You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly. "What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron. "What did you have to imitate her for?" "She laughed at my mustache!" "So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.”

Sorry Laughed Flocks Mustache Stupidest Saying Sorry Canaries

Author:J. K. Rowling

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

“That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE.”

Needs Trying Helping Might Heard Please Beats Fairs Stronger Motive Help Me Need You Rip Spine Dean I Need You Stupidest

Author:James Patterson

“What good the prophet in the wilderness may do is incremental and personal. It's good for us to hear someone speak the irrational truth. It's good for us when, in spite of all of the sober, pragmatic, and even correct arguments that war is sometimes necessary someone says: war is large-scale murder, us at our worst, the stupidest guy doing the cruelest thing to the weakest being.”

May War Sometimes Guy Speak Worst Argument Murder Scales Prophet Spite Wilderness Irrational Sober Pragmatic Large Scale Stupidest Slaughterhouse Five

Book:The Brain-Dead Megaphone

Source: The Brain-Dead Megaphone

“This piece of rudeness was more than Alice could bear: she got up in great disgust, and walked off; the Dormouse fell asleep instantly, and neither of the others took the least notice of her going, though she looked back once or twice, half hoping that they would call after her: the last time she saw them, they were trying to put the Dormouse into the teapot. At any rate I'll never go THERE again!' said Alice as she picked her way through the wood. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!”

Way Trying Said Lasts Party Half Saws Pieces Bears Rate Woods Tea Disgusting Last Time Tea Party Rudeness Stupidest Teapots

Book:Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass: 150th-Anniversary Edition (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)

Source: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass: 150th-Anniversary Edition (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)

“This is the stupidest plan I have ever in my career participated in," Xenophon said. "I love stupid plans," said Eugenides.”

Said Careers Plans Stupid Stupidest Attolia

Author:Megan Whalen Turner

“I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.”

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Author:Paris Hilton

“The temptation was great to muster what force we could and put up a fight. It's the easiest way out, and the most satisfactory to self-respect--but, nearly invariably, the stupidest.”

Way Self Fighting Force Temptation Self Respect Muster Stupidest

Book:Foundation Trilogy

Source: Foundation Trilogy

“The stupidest thing she knew was for people to act like they knew all about the things they knew absolutely nothing about.”

People Absolutely Nothing Stupidest

Author:Jostein Gaarder

“My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English, which she's never been real happy about. If she finds out I'm dating someone English, she'll ah, think I' turning my back on her and becoming a foreigner.' Cathy, that's the stupidest reason I've ever heard.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Men Real Reason Mother Father Half Heard Becoming Dating Hated Halfway Foreigners My Boyfriend Stupidest Cathy Dating Someone Been Real

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“She gets to school late. Bashful gives her a tardy, and won't reconsider. Janie always hated Bashful. Stupidest. Dwarf. Ever.”

Giving School Late Hated Dwarfs Dwarves Stupidest Bashful Janie

Book:Fade

Source: Fade

“When I was able to get home it first hit me that you had left and I couldn't do anything about it. Every day before that an evening with you was waiting for me after school, now no more, strange feeling. I had grown too accustomed to your warmth. That is also a danger. At home I looked at the notebooks that you had bought and I got the stupidest surge of hope that I'd find something of you, something especially for meant for me. I would so much like to have something of you that I could always keep by me, that nobody else would notice.”

Firsts Feelings Home Able School Left Waiting Danger Strange Evening Warmth Accustomed Notebook Stupidest After School

Author:Sophie Scholl

“Its big men are mostly little men with fancy offices and a lot of money. A great many of them are stupid little men, with reach-me-down brains, small-town arrogance and a sort of animal knack of smelling out the taste of the stupidest part of the public. They have played in luck so long that they have come to mistake luck for enlightenment." - on Hollywood”

Men Littles Long Bigs Animal Mistake Brain Stupid Taste Office Enlightenment Hollywood Towns Luck Arrogance Fancy Lots Of Money Small Town Knack Little Man Stupidest

Author:Raymond Chandler

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