Best Fool Me Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.”

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Author:Robert Frost

“So modern 'pothecaries, taught the art By doctor's bills to play the doctor's part, Bold in the practice of mistaken rules, Prescribe, apply, and call their masters fools.”

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Book:An Essay on Criticism

Source: An Essay on Criticism

“If it be you that stirs these daughters' hearts Against their father, fool me not so much To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger, And let not women's weapons, water drops, Stain my man's cheeks.”

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Book:King Lear

Source: King Lear

“Fools measure actions, after they are done, by the event; wise men beforehand, by the rules of reason and right. The former look to the end, to judge of the act. Let me look to the act, and leave the end with God.”

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Author:Joseph Hall

“Love is your master, for he masters you; And he that is so yoked by a fool Methinks should not be chronicled for wise.”

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Book:The Two Gentlemen of Verona: Third Series

Source: The Two Gentlemen of Verona: Third Series

“You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!”

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Author:George S. Kaufman

“Whether you function as welders or inspectors, the laws of physics are implacable lie-detectors. You may fool men. You will never fool the metal.”

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Author:Lois McMaster Bujold

“When we talk about corruption, there's corruption on both sides of the border. That's what I think is interesting. I'm from Mexico, so when I see a Mexican portrayed in the American market on TV or films, you better do it right because you won't fool me. I'm sure no one really cares on this side of the border, if they get it right or not, but all the way from Mexico, to another 120 countries where the show goes, they will be able to tell the difference.”

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Author:Demian Bichir

“I like being fooled. When I watch someone who does sleight-of-hand and fools me, it's a great feeling.”

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Author:Ricky Jay

“If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan; it can't work.”

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Author:Robert Smith

“Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.”

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Author:Orson Welles

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

“The secret is not to dream," she whispered. "The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I'm going. You cannot fool me any more. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine.”

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Book:The Wee Free Men: (Discworld Novel 30)

Source: The Wee Free Men: (Discworld Novel 30)

“You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.'' "No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line.”

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Book:Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection

Source: Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection

“God knows what you've been doing, everything you've been doing. You may fool me, but you can't fool God!”

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Book:F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby

Source: F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby

“...I have always maintained that, excepting fools, men did not differ much in intellect, only in zeal and hard work; and I still think there is an eminently important difference.”

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Book:Darwin on Evolution: Words of Wisdom from the Father of Evolution

Source: Darwin on Evolution: Words of Wisdom from the Father of Evolution

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.”

“I'm tired of saying "How wonderful you are!" to fool men, who haven't got one half sense I've got.”

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Book:Gone with the wind

Source: Gone with the wind

“Robert Pattinson has the face of a film-noir dupe. It's a face that is searching and open and kind. It's a face that a certain type of woman might want to fool because, in its intensely old-fashioned kindness, the face says, I love you. Fool me.”

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Author:Wesley Morris

“You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four”

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Author:Melanie

“Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.”

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Author:Steve Carell

“As the adage goes, 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me'... It's time for patriots everywhere to rally together again and take back America.”

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Author:Chuck Norris

“I'm tired of saying, "How wonderful you are!" to fool men who haven't got one-half the sense I've got, and I'm tired of pretending I don't know anything, so men can tell me things and feel important while they're doing it.”

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Book:Gone with the wind

Source: Gone with the wind

“My ears won't fool me. Even when I do a session on digital, we still warm it up somewhere in the process, in mastering or mixing, running the signal through some tubes somewhere.”

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Author:Steve Cropper

“Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.'' Okay, she wasn't a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey.”

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Author:John Zakour

“Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.”

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