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“I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.”

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Author:Jemaine Clement

“The only guys that make it through are the guys that make it through are the guys that have a complete control of their ego where they tap out in the beginning, all the time, you're always losing in the beginning... Your ego can get bruised if you don't have control of it. So what ends up happens is Jiu Jitsu is the ultimate douchebag filter.”

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Author:Eddie Bravo

“We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.”

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Author:Anna Kendrick

“There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”

Children Lasts Wish Dying Douchebags

Author:David Hasselhoff

“Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.”

Remember Silver Barbara Douchebags

Author:George Carlin

“Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life.”

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Author:Dana Gould

“If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag.”

Ifs Encounters Odds Douchebags

Author:Dana Gould

“I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.”

Numbers Married All Time Douchebags

Author:Brandi Glanville

“It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag.”

Names Frustrating Synonym Douchebags

Author:Pete Wentz

“The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag.”

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Author:Moby

“Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling kind of shitty," you go, "You faggot." That's what it means. It's about a guy wimping out, being a douchebag...it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.”

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Author:Joe Rogan

“You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.”

Want Wells Douchebags

Author:Joe Rogan

“So much of the time I'm cast as an asshole or a douchebag, or that kind of thing. I'd like to go back to just playing a guy with a good heart. Usually so much of my stuff is ulterior motives or a dark thing to it. Maybe that's what other people see in me, but I feel like I have a warm side, too, humor and fun. I'd like to play a little bit more of that. Feel-good stuff. Why not?”

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Author:Dan Amboyer

“I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

“Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.”

Should My Friends Should Have Hey Retarded Douchebags

Author:Bryan Lee O'Malley

“We have about three hours of homework a night, and our evening study period is only two hours, so if you want to spend the break at half-past-nine not freaking out, you have to cram. I'm not sure that the picture of the wide-eyed zombie girl biting out the brains of senior douchebag James Page is part of Sam's homework, bit if it is, his physics teacher is awesome.”

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Book:White Cat

Source: White Cat

“I immediately felt better about killing him. I’ve never known a Trevor who wasn’t a total douchebag. It’s just one of those names that goes so nicely with selfish, arrogant, malicious behavior—and really, what did I know about this guy? Nothing, except that his name was Trevor and he’d been nabbed in the midst of breaking-and-entering. That was plenty.”

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Book:Bloodshot

Source: Bloodshot

“Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag.”

Brown Douchebags

Author:Joshua Malina

“Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying. It's become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I'll look like a douchebag. But it's silly.”

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Author:Jon Hamm