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“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.”
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
“Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.”
“You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.”
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”
“I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.”
“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”
“Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.”
“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
“So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
“My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
“I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.”
“I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.”
“I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.”
“I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.”
“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.”
“I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.”
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”
“Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.”