Best Stupid Liberal Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.”

Men Political Politics Sides Tolerance Liberalism Openness Quarrels Open Minded Icy Dumb Liberal Liberality Stupid Liberal Broadmindedness

Author:Robert Frost

“A zebra does not change its spots.”

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Author:Al Gore

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.”

“There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again. But that doesn't mean that there's some kind of massive terrorist threat.”

Kind Mean Has Beens Stupid Threat Terrorism Terrorist Massive Horrific Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Michael Moore

“Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.”

Thinking States Lasts America Left United United States Stupid Months Corners Traveled Stupid Liberal

Author:Barack Obama

“Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.”

Jobs Loses Millions Economic Stupid Months Recovery Racist Packages Really Stupid Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Really Dumb Economic Recovery

Author:Nancy Pelosi

“In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.”

Moving Growth India Population Indian Accents American Indian Donuts Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Delaware Dunkin Donuts

Author:Joe Biden

“When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'”

Looks Said Happened Television Greed Franklin Really Stupid Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Really Dumb

Author:Joe Biden

“George Bush doesn't care about black people.”

People Care Black Racist Black People Rapper Outrageous Katrina Dumb Liberal Hurricane Katrina Looting Stupid Liberal

Book:Understanding Kanye West: The Art of Passion

Source: Understanding Kanye West: The Art of Passion

“The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied.”

People Mean Government Stupid Color Genocide Lied Viruses Hiv Inventing Stupid Liberal

Author:Jeremiah Wright

“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”

“The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs.”

Needs Jobs Cutting Stupid Program Opposites Welfare Racist Fewer Conventional Viewpoints Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Jerry Brown

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.”

Ifs Crime Stupid Lows Killing Rate Silly Dumb Really Stupid Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Very Stupid Crime Rates Really Dumb

Author:Marion Barry

“His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although, she's... wait... your mom's still... your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.”

Years Long Stills Soul Waiting Alive Crazy Mom Dad Ten Islands Bless God Bless Your Mom Your Dad Dumb Liberal Long Island Stupid Liberal

Author:Joe Biden

“If you ban them in the future, the number of these high-capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won't be any more available.”

Ifs Has Beens Numbers Gun Shots Capacity Available Magazines Bullets Gun Control Bans Decrease Anti Gun Stupid Liberal

Author:Diana DeGette

“It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.”

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Author:William J. Clinton

“I love these members, they get up and say, 'Read the bill ... What good is reading the bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'”

Ifs Mean Two Reading Stupid Thousand Members Pages Bills Lawyer Get Up Two Days Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:John Conyers

“Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.”

Mother Father Inspiring Stupid Terrorist Mothers Day Mother And Father Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Rosie O'Donnell

“My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.”

Whole Stupid Islands Congressman Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Guam

Author:Hank Johnson

“n case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed.”

People Cases Week Stupid Thousand Ten Tragedy Died Towns Destroyed Kansas Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Barack Obama

“Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again”

I Can Stupid Eight Telling The Truth Racist Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Stupid Funny

Author:Christopher Dodd

“African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.”

Night Watches Stupid News Ordinary African American Racist Really Stupid Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Book:Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: William J. Clinton, 1994

Source: Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: William J. Clinton, 1994

“Our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes - and I see many of them in the audience here today.”

Today Nations Lines Audience Stupid Hero Honor Fallen Racist Unbroken Stupid Liberal Dumb Things Fallen Hero

Author:Barack Obama

“There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day.”

Years Lasts President Four Stupid Proud Vices Four Years Vice President Stupid Liberal

Author:Joe Biden

“If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion.”

People Ifs Reason Sound Crazy Stupid Bunch No Reason Rebellion Bad Things Acceptable Riot Crazy People Stupid Liberal

Author:Maxine Waters

“Don't condemn the gangbangers, they've got guns that are trafficked, that are not enforced, that are straw purchased and they come into places even that have strong gun laws. Why? Because we don't have sensible gun legislation.”

Law Strong Stupid Gun Sensible Legislation Straws Stupid Liberal Gun Law

Author:Sheila Jackson Lee

“I do believe that it's the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel. I do believe that it defies physics that World Trade Center tower 7-building 7, which collapsed in on itself-it is impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being involved. World Trade Center 7. World Trade [Center] 1 and 2 got hit by planes-7, miraculously, the first time in history, steel was melted by fire. It is physically impossible.”

World Way Firsts Believe Fall Fire Impossible Stupid Building Involved First Time Trade Physics Planes Towers Steel Explosives World Trade World Trade Center Stupid Liberal

Author:Rosie O'Donnell

“Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?”

Littles Black Stupid Racist Friday Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Stupid Conservative Black Friday

Author:Joy Behar

“I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.”

“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”

Used Paper Sitting Limitation Squares Toilets Propose Toilet Paper Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Restroom

Author:Sheryl Crow

“To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil.”

Thinking Law Evil Politics Stupid Fundamentals American Politics Stupid Liberal

Author:Charles Krauthammer

“Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it appears now, that it'll be there Monday. That just demonstrates God's on our side”

Thinking Sides Laughing Dumb Plus Timing Monday New Orleans Hurricanes Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Donald Fowler

“I've now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.”

Thinking States Left Dumb Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Dumb Things

Author:Barack Obama

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

Ifs Knows Wells Hard Can Do Effort Study Smart Iraq Stuck Dumb Homework Being Smart Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:John F. Kerry

“We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.”

Knows Persons Succeed Dumb Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Howard Dean

“The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick ... This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!”

Ifs Want Care America Dies Cases Plans Republican Sick Dumb Health Care Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Alan Grayson

“I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.”

Thinking Needs Country Failing Flight Dumb Kidneys Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Oxycontin

Author:Wanda Sykes

“The number one job facing the middle class. And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.”

Happens Jobs Three Numbers Class Middle Stupid Letters Barack Dumb Middle Class Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Stupid Conservative

Author:Joe Biden

“Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.”

War Play Home Natural Roles Died Average Iraq Endless Dumb Idiot Selection Back Home Natural Selection Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Endless War

Author:Ted Rall

“I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.”

Two Term Gone Thirds Dumb Defeated Halloween Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Marion Barry

“I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.”

Stupid Humorous Relation Affair Dumb Monica Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:William J. Clinton

“I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up.”

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Author:Rod Blagojevich

“We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.”

Law Dumb Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Debbie Wasserman Schultz

“The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people.”

People Way Long Different Matter Facts Together Steps Millions Taken Long Time Passing Passings Dumb Different Ways Harsh Legislation Administrative Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:John Dingell

“Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.”

Guy Four Males Breathe Dumb Congressman 50th Birthday Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Eric Massa

“If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq.”

Ifs Young Fighting Careers Stupid Army Iraq Dumb Decent Racist Joining Fellas Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Joining The Army

Author:Charles Rangel

“If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what they are.”

Ifs Trying Ten Vote Yeah Dumb Cheat Massachusetts Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Ed Schultz

“I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?”

Knows Government Running Honest Dumb Being Honest Healthcare Cuba Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:John F. Kerry

“Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.”

Government Would Be Running Company Dumb Socializing Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal

Author:Maxine Waters

“You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”

Racism Democrat Indian Racist Accents Leftists Donuts Anti Racism Dumb Liberal Stupid Liberal Anti Racist White Racism Dunkin Donuts Interracial Couple

Author:Joe Biden

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