Best Dunkin Donuts Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.”

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“He stopped at a Dunkin' Donuts and bought me an OJ and a bagel. Bribery wasn't going to make me forgive him, but I couldn't say no to carbs and juice.”

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Book:The Apocalypse of Elena Mendoza

Source: The Apocalypse of Elena Mendoza

“If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?”

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Author:Josh Stern

“I guess no true Bostonian would trust a place that was sunny and pleasant all the time. But a gritty, perpetually cold and gloomy neighborhood? Throw in a couple of Dunkin’ Donuts locations, and I’m right at home.”

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Book:The Sword of Summer

Source: The Sword of Summer

“I brought donuts from Five Daughters. Want one?" I didn't wait for an answer. I just began plating. "You and your trendy hotspots. Whatever happened to good ol' Dunkin' Donuts?" I handed her the plate, to which I'd added the flourish of a raspberry syrup base and a sprinkle of powdered sugar. "When Dunkin' Donuts starts describing their filling as a 'brownie batter buttercream infusion', we'll talk. Until then, you're welcome.”

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Book:Hadley Beckett's Next Dish

Source: Hadley Beckett's Next Dish

“When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.”

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Author:Linda Sunshine

“I wanted to write something in a voice that was unique to who I was. And I wanted something that was accessible to the person who works at Dunkin Donuts or who drives a bus, someone who comes home with their feet hurting like my father, someone whos busy and has too many children, like my mother.”

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Author:Sandra Cisneros

“Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ...There'll be an entrance here... a deranged lunatic here.”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan

“I once said, "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." When Bobby Jindal entered the Republican campaign, my comment should have been covered again, more prominently. I mean, Jindal is not Native American, he's a real Indian.”

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Author:Joe Biden

“Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.”

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Author:Eli Roth

“In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.”

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Author:Joe Biden

“Olive's private view is that life depends on what she thinks of as "big bursts" and "little bursts." Big bursts are things like marriage or children, intimacies that keep you afloat, but these big bursts hold dangerous, unseen currents. Which is why you need the little bursts as well: a friendly clerk at Bradlee's, let's say, or the waitress at Dunkin' Donuts who knows how you like your coffee. Tricky business, really.”

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Book:Olive Kitteridge

Source: Olive Kitteridge

“Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.”

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Author:Steve Kluger

“I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.”

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Author:Madonna Ciccone

“You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”

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Author:Joe Biden

“A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin' Donuts.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon