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“Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.”

Quote by Ted Rall

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Ted Rall is an American cartoonist and political satirist, born on August 26, 1963. His work is known for its sharp political satire and satirical cartoons, often commenting on political and social issues. more

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