“Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.”
Source: The Will Rogers book
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Funny Baseball Quotes
“Why do people sing Take Me Out to The Ballgame when they're already there?”
“The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely.”
Source: The Little Red (Sox) Book: A Revisionist Red Sox History
“I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.”
“The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.”
“You don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.”
“Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.”
“It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.”
“Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal.”
“With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.”
“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
Source: The Yogi Book
“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”
“Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.”
“You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.”
“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
Source: The Yogi Book
“So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
“The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.”
Source: What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All
“All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill.”
“I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.”
“The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.”
Source: If These Walls Could Talk: Milwaukee Brewers: Stories from the Milwaukee Brewers Dugout, Locker Room, and Press Box
“I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.”
Source: If These Walls Could Talk: Milwaukee Brewers: Stories from the Milwaukee Brewers Dugout, Locker Room, and Press Box
Source: Veeck--As In Wreck: The Autobiography of Bill Veeck
“The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.”