“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”
Source: Bluebeard's Egg
Funny Spring Quotes
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Funny Spring Quotes
Source: Moveable Feast: The Restored Edition
Source: Letters
“Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems.”
“Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.”
Source: Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary, Tales, and Memoirs: The Devil's Dictionary, Tales, and Memoirs
“In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.”
“A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Emily Dickinson (Illustrated)
Source: 10 Books in 1
Source: A woman's inner world: selected poetry and prose of Anne Bradstreet
“Spring is when life's alive in everything.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Christina Rossetti (Illustrated)
“The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.”
“Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.”
“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.”
Source: The Works of Anne Bradstreet in Prose and Verse
“Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.”
“When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest.”
Source: Moveable Feast: The Restored Edition
“A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.”