“Name it... and if you can dream it... you can achieve it.”
Source: Being in Balance: 9 Principles for Creating Habits to Match Your Desires
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“I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.”
“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
“A classical education enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.”
“People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.”
“Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.”
“The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.”
“If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.”
Source: What it Takes to be Number One
“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.”
“Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter.”
Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.”
“Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”
“If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it.”
“You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure.”
“Harry taught me that death isn't the end, it's the beginning.”
“The things taught in schools & colleges are not an education but the means of education.”
“Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here.”
Source: The View from the Cheap Seats: Selected Nonfiction
“It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.”
“There's few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard.”
“The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after.”
“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.”
“If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.”
“I’ve found that nothing in life is worthwhile unless you take risks.”
“How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something, but to be someone.”