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“Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning.”

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Author:Orrin Hatch
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“If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.”

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Author:Frank A. Clark
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“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.”

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Author:Confucius
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“Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.”

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Author:Max Eastman
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“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.”

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Author:e. e. cummings
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“Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You’re a group of incredibly well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You’re barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they’re a-coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.”

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Author:Aaron Sorkin
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“Try never to be the smartest person in the room. And if you are, I suggest you invite smarter people... or find a different room. In professional circles it's called networking. In organizations it's called team building. And in life it's called family, friends, and community. We are all gifts to each other, and my own growth as a leader has shown me again and again that the most rewarding experiences come from my relationships.”

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Author:Michael Dell
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“My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out.”

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Author:Ruth Westheimer
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“As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain: Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a roadside diner that you went to Harvard. In most situations the correct response to where did you go to school is, "School? Why, I never had much in the way of book learnin' and such." Then, get in your BMW and get the hell out of there.”

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Author:Conan O'Brien
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“Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.”

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Author:Ellen DeGeneres
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“Openness isn't the end. It's the beginning.”

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Author:Margaret Heffernan
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“Think of it as your ticket to change the world.”

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Author:Tom Brokaw
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“Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.”

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Author:Wayne Dyer
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“Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.”

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Author:Ralph Waldo Emerson
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