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“In Washington they have their hawks and doves and in Ottawa we have our parrots.”
“A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.”
“I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it.”
“The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots.”
“Intellectual is a parrot; wise man is a crow. One is repetitive; other is creative!”
“I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.”
“I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.”
“Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.”
“Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.”
“Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.”