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“There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”

“I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it.”

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Author:Cassie Steele

“My life contains so many other things; I have my children, my grandchildren, my two dogs and a big place in the country. I have my own life.”

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Author:Agnetha Faltskog

“A man goes to the village to visit the wise man and he says to the wise man, “I feel like there are two dogs inside me. One dog is this positive, loving, kind, and gentle dog and then I have this angry, mean-spirited, and negative dog and they fight all the time. I don't know which is going to win.” The wise man thinks for a moment and he says, “I know which is going to win. The one you feed the most, so feed the positive dog.”

Source: The Energy Bus: 10 Rules to Fuel Your Life, Work, and Team with Positive Energy

“The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“I was attacked by two dogs when I was three and a half years old. I'm lucky to be alive. My face was stitched back together and here I still am, gratefully so. I believe that experience shocked me into a deep alliance with the animal world, its beauty and viciousness and terror.”

“I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“A plot is two dogs and one bone.”

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Book:Secrets of successful fiction

Source: Secrets of successful fiction

“Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.”

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Author:Bob Newhart

“I get a lot of sleep on the bus. I bring two dogs with me, who keep me grounded. I guess that's just in my soul. It's good to know that you're good at something.”

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Author:Emmylou Harris

“I have two dogs myself and they are always around when I write, so they tend to creep in there.”

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Author:Arthur Bradford

“I'm an ambassador for Best Friends [Animal Society], an incredible organization that's devoted to the welfare of animals - in particular, trying to help make every animal shelter a no-kill shelter. My two dogs were rescues, and I'm a firm believer in finding every dog or cat a home.”

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Author:Patrick Fabian

“My next door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.”

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Author:Gary Johnson

“I've got two dogs - one's a Jack Russell and she's one year old now, and I've got another dog called Kanga, and I got him from a rescue shelter, and there's nothing I enjoy more than just walking them on the beach in Cape Town. I find that very destressing and very relaxing.”

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Author:Lewis Pugh

“In America they got two policemen, five policemen and one car watching each other, each has got a pistol, one has got a machine gun, one' got a shotgun and two dogs growling at each other.”

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Author:Muhammad Ali

“Rituals are important. I get up. I take the dogs on a walk around to the front and then I pick up the papers. Then I walk around to the front door, then me and the two dogs come in the house and I give them treats. I make coffee. It's the regularity of these kinds of rituals that I find deeply satisfying.”

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Author:Jane Fonda

“I had gone back home to finish my book in 2011, and that's when these laws really started coming into states all across the country. I needed to get back to Brooklyn, so I had my two dogs and I rented a van and I called up Planned Parenthood and I said, "I have to drive back to Brooklyn. I've got two dogs and a van. What if I did some fundraisers for you along the way?" And they were like, "Who are you?" I was like, "No, this is a super good idea."”

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Author:Lizz Winstead

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”

“To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.”

“Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”

Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley

“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”

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Book:Not That You Asked...

Source: Not That You Asked...

“I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”

Source: The Portable Steinbeck

“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”

“From the moment this baby came into our home, those two dogs have never been more in love. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed. People keep saying, 'Oh, you're a single mom.' I'm like, 'Actually, I'm not. I've got two boys helping.'”

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Author:Charlize Theron

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”

Source: Mark Twain-Howells Letters: The Correspondence of Samuel L. Clemens and William D. Howells, 1872-1910

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.”

Source: A Celebration of Dogs

“A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.”

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”

Source: It's Always Something

“I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.”

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Book:The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Lectures, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more

Source: The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Lectures, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”

“The pair of them were staring at the computer screen like two dogs watching animal planet: very focused, but incapable of turning up the volume or changing the channel. -Manny and Butch”

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Book:Lover Unleashed: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood

Source: Lover Unleashed: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood

“Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.”

Source: Every Dog Should Have a Man: The Care and Feeding of Dog's Best Friend

“Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.”

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Author:Martha Scott

“Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.”

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Book:Under dispute

Source: Under dispute

“In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.”

“I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.”

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Author:Christina Milian

“But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all. Dogs are like retarded children.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.”

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Author:Alphonse Toussenel

“I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no one - only me... Just a little house and a garden. And two dogs.”

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Book:R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots)

Source: R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots)

“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”

“You're out of luck like two dogs stuck.”

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Author:Ghostface Killah

“Inside of me there are two dogs. One is mean and evil and the other is good and they fight each other all the time. When asked which one wins I answer, the one I feed the most.”

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Author:Sitting Bull

“We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.”

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Book:Seriously...I'm Kidding

Source: Seriously...I'm Kidding

“When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.”

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Author:Erma Bombeck

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”

“I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.”