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“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”

“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”

“If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

“You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money.”