“You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money.”
Quote by Dave Barry
Work
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home
This book takes a playful approach to the topic of childbirth, providing readers with a unique perspective on the reproductive process. It includes humorous stories and practical tips for those interested in learning more about the mechanics of making a baby, using everyday household items as examples. more
Author
Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
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