“Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an inch into your flesh.”
Quote by Dave Barry
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Dave Barry Talks Back
Dave Barry Talks Back is a compilation of essays and articles by the renowned humorist Dave Barry. The book showcases his unique style of humor, which often involves satirical observations on everyday life, current events, and popular culture. With a blend of wit and sarcasm, Barry offers readers a humorous take on a variety of subjects, making it a entertaining and thought-provoking read. more
Author
Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
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