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“A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.”

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Author:Andy Zaltzman

“I get a lot of kids distracted. Sometimes they got to go cover left field, but they're over here talking to me, getting an autograph.”

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Author:Pedro Martinez

“I had this grand idea that Elvira's kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you'd have an Elvira there. Girls would dress as Elvira just like guys dress as Santa Claus, and it's not the real thing, but they'll pose for pictures, sign autographs. Of course, I couldn't go around to every mall, so we'd have to get more Elviras.”

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Author:Cassandra Peterson

“I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age. I think it's ridiculous that some guys won't sign for a kid.”

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Author:Jim Thome

“I am always late because people stop me for autographs and say hi.”

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Author:Natalie du Toit

“In Denmark lots of people come up to me for autographs.”

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Author:Caroline Wozniacki

“Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.”

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Author:Al Yankovic

“I truly respect the people who are working. If they want an autograph from Patti LaBelle, they are going to get it. I have never separated myself from them. I never think you are better than the next one.”

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Author:Patti LaBelle

“My office walls are covered with autographs of famous writers - it's what my children call my 'dead author wall.' I have signatures from Mark Twain, Earnest Hemingway, Jack London, Harriett Beecher Stowe, Pearl Buck, Charles Dickens, Rudyard Kipling, Alfred, Lord Tennyson, to name a few.”

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Author:Debbie Macomber

“I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand.”

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Author:Ace Frehley

“A couple of girls I've signed autographs for have just cried or broken out into tears.”

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Author:Chaske Spencer

“You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.”

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Book:'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out: Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers

Source: 'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out: Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers

“I was one of Them: the Strange Ones. The Funny People. The Odd Tribes of autograph collectors and photographers. The Ones who waited through long days and nights, who used other people's dreams for their lives.”

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Author:Ray Bradbury

“I saw the lightnings gleaming rod. Reach forth and write upon the sky The awful autograph of God.”

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Author:Joaquin Miller

“It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.”

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Author:Kato

“I have a fun time, doing the meet and greets, the pictures and the autographs. Every show I've ever done, lends itself to that kind of thing. My convention life has legs.”

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Author:David Anders

“This hand is not very active always, because it was in this hand that I carried my books. My carrying hand was always my strongest. Now I think my other hand has developed more muscles from signing all those autographs.”

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Author:Haile Gebrselassie

“Oh, the most fun thing I've ever been asked to autograph was breasts.”

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Author:Peter Tork

“I have to deal with being famous. Sometimes I have to tell people I don't do autographs, thank you very much. At certain places, I refuse to have my photograph taken.”

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Author:Morgan Freeman

“Several children present me with scraps of paper for autographs: obviously don't know who I am and don't care. I sign "Jackie Collins" and they go away quite content.”

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Book:Happy Alchemy: On the Pleasures of Music and the Theatre

Source: Happy Alchemy: On the Pleasures of Music and the Theatre

“If I'm signing autographs and I see one hundred people in a line I've got to remind myself, "That person is one one-hundredth of my day, but to them I'm their day." You know what I mean? Unless they meet J.Lo later on.”

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Author:Clay Aiken

“A presentation copy...is a copy of a book whoch does not sell, sent you by the author, with his foolish autograph at the beginning of it; for which, if a stranger, he only demands your friendship; if a brother author, he expects from you a book of yours, which does not sell, in return.”

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Author:Charles Lamb

“I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people like you!”

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Author:Avril Lavigne

“Seven years I worked at the Polish deli. It's a very slow deli. So I sat around a lot on my stool at the cashier. And I'd sign my autograph on all the bags I'd put the milk in. Just everyday, practice my autograph. And the manager of the store would take some of them and tape them against the wall. And he'd say, "Some day, I'm telling you, it will be worth something." And I'm like 13, going, "Really?!" And when I go back there, he still has them on the wall. It's very cute.”

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Author:Jenny McCarthy

“Why do we idolise Christian singers and speakers? We go from glorifying musicians in the world to glorifying Christian musicians. It's all idolatry!Satan is getting a great victory as we seem to worship these ministers on tapes and records and clammer to get their autographs in churches and concert halls from coast to coast.”

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Author:Keith Green

“The first year was weird. I knew I was just there to talk to pitchers and not step on any toes. I could feel my adrenaline start to flow in about the sixth inning. I had to tell myself, "What the hell are you getting excited about? You're not going anywere, big boy. Just go sign some autographs." I was still programmed.”

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Author:Goose Gossage

“I have been sought out by a number of people who would have felt uncomfortable coming to a large public meditation. They don't want people to come up and ask for autographs.”

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Author:Frederick Lenz

“I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult.”

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Author:Derek Jeter

“I'll watch the kids play, have a big steak with my friends, stay in a nice hotel, sign a lot of autographs, then go back to Vegas and tell my alumni how tough recruiting is.”

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Author:Jerry Tarkanian

“We are in the entertaining business, they want to get autographs, they want to take something home, whether it's a signed hat or, you know, program or whatever it might be.”

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Author:Bernhard Langer

“I enjoy doing autograph sessions because I'm a people-watcher. I'm the guy in the airport who likes to just sit and watch people go by. So I enjoy just meeting people and hearing their stories.”

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Author:Joey Logano

“If there are people who like the work you've done, because of that, they like you and want your autograph and to take a photo, that's really gratifying. You have to be appreciative.”

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Author:Stan Lee

“If a hundred people want autographs, sometimes you have to say no because you've got to get up for a 4 A.M. flight or something. In that sense, it really pisses me off when people think you've become a diva. It's not becoming a diva, it's because of the situation, I think.”

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Author:Ellie Goulding

“I don't look at women as groupies. To me, a groupie is a stalker. If you're a fan, then you're a fan. But I can look at a woman and become a fan of hers instantly. I'll tell a woman, "Look, I don't want your phone number. Just give me your autograph. Can I take a picture with you?"”

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Author:Tyrese Gibson

“The same people that tell me what I ought to have is the same people asking for an autograph.”

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Author:Kanye West

“I love performing, signing autographs, taking 'selfies' with the fans. This is just what I feel like I was born to do.”

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Author:Juicy J

“The first time an autograph hunter told me, 'You are my mother's favorite actress,' I aged twenty years.”

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Book:Ingrid Bergman: My Story

Source: Ingrid Bergman: My Story

“The penalty of greatness is to write autographs.”

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Author:Sophie Irene Loeb

“I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once!”

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Author:Carrie Underwood

“The "Dazed" fans are the best! "Dazed" fans never even want an autograph or nothin'.”

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Author:Matthew McConaughey

“The idea of sitting in a booth, and having someone pay me to sign autographs, seems so gross to me.”

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Author:DJ Qualls

“It's nice when people want your autograph, but it's a little strange because I never expected it.”

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Author:Mena Suvari

“Pretty good, you know its nice when you get people coming up to you saying Can I have a photo or an autograph; its a compliment, I think.”

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Author:Luke Pasqualino

“I have to give people time to take a picture, and sign autographs. I have to be generous to people. It is in my heart. Without that, I would not be Manny Pacquiao.”

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Author:Manny Pacquiao

“I think you want to do as much as you can for your fans. I take as many opportunities as I can when it comes to media and interviews and autograph sessions and things of that nature - as long as it's not interfering with the schedule and how much inexperience you can get on the track. When it starts to cut into that, it's kind of defeating the purpose. So that's where I draw the line.”

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Author:John Wes Townley

“I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. Ive been asked for autographs while Ive been doing laps in the pool and even in the toilet!”

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Author:Rick Astley

“When people don't know me any more or want my autograph, then I'll think about retiring.”

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Author:Johnny Weissmuller

“Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.”

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Author:Jasper Carrott

“If I had unlimited funds, wall space and storage, I would collect a lot more things, like 'Planet of the Apes,' 'Star Wars,' science fiction stuff, autographs, and prop guns and weapons. I have to draw the line somewhere.”

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Author:Kirk Hammett

“People say they wish they were Michael Jordan. OK, do it for a year. Do it for two years. Do it for five years. When you get past the fun part, then go do the part where you get into cities at three a.m. and you have fifteen people waiting for autographs when you're as tired as hell.”

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Author:Michael Jordan

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