“A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.” AssaultAutographsTwitter2011Shaving CreamNews International Phone HackingRupert MurdochJonnie Marbles Author:Andy Zaltzman
“Nice mix of Tory MPs saying this issue shouldn't be used for petty political pointscoring, & Tory MPs trying to score petty political points.” PoliticsBritainTwitterUnited Kingdom2011ToriesNews International Phone Hacking Author:Andy Zaltzman
“New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the Almighty One.' Defeated brother David Miliband overheard muttering: 'Now I know how Wayne Christ felt after little Jesus came along.” JesusSiblingsTwitter20152010Labour Party UkEd MilibandDavid MilibandLabour Leadership Election 2010 Author:Andy Zaltzman
“Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.” BoxesDonkeyCaged Author:Andy Zaltzman
“To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want?” WorldWantLooksFightingDemocracyBritishWhat You WantTyrannyAround The WorldRevolutionaryYoke Author:Andy Zaltzman
“Politicians are like God. No one believes in them, they haven't done anything for ages, and they give jobs to their immediate family” GivingBelieveDoneAgeJobsHavensPoliticianImmediate Family Author:Andy Zaltzman
“If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales.” IfsWould BeSchoolLeftTaxesMilesHospitalsPrincessStatuesWalesDianaBritons Author:Andy Zaltzman
