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“New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the Almighty One.' Defeated brother David Miliband overheard muttering: 'Now I know how Wayne Christ felt after little Jesus came along.”

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Andy Zaltzman

Andy Zaltzman is a British comedian, writer, and podcast host, born on February 11, 1974. He is known for his humorous performances on television, radio, and stage, particularly for his satirical and witty style of humor. more

“Was mom pissed?" "Women get pissed about all kinds of things. It's best not to even think about it. Now, normally, I would tell you not to use the word pissed. But we're in the woods, and we're men. And we can use the word pissed." "Can I use the word fuck?" "Can your mom hear you? "I don't think so." "Well, there's your answer then. Out here in the woods we will swear like men.”

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Book:The Seven Torments of Amy and Craig

Source: The Seven Torments of Amy and Craig

“A mighty fortress is our God, and in Him we are safe for time and for eternity. Shall we murmur if we have less of time than we expected? The less of time, the more of heaven. The briefer life, earlier mortality.”

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Author:Edith E. Searell

“Un jeune américain de ma connaissance, homme très-entendu, m’a certifié à Londres qu’un jeune enfant bien sain, bien nourri, est, à l’âge d’un an, un aliment délicieux, très-nourrissant et très-sain, bouilli, rôti, à l’étuvée ou au four, et je ne mets pas en doute qu’il ne puisse également servir en fricassée ou en ragoût.”

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Book:A Modest Proposal

Source: A Modest Proposal

“Pour voyager loin, il n'y a pas de meilleur navire qu'un livre.”