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“A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.”

Quote by Andy Zaltzman

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Andy Zaltzman
Andy Zaltzman

Andy Zaltzman is a British comedian, writer, and podcast host, born on February 11, 1974. He is known for his humorous performances on television, radio, and stage, particularly for his satirical and witty style of humor. more

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